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Davie Teacher Charged With Abusing Disabled Student
June 19, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
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Allen West May Run Against Marco Rubio in 2016 Primary
June 19, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
It looks like former Rep. and Forever CommieNazi Hunter Colonel Allen West won't rule out running against Marco Rubio in the GOP primary in 2016. Yes, 2016 is three years...
Two Bodies Discovered at Dreyfoos School of the Arts
June 19, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
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Miami Heat Storms Back Against Spurs in Epic Game 6 Comeback
June 19, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
Seven seconds. The Miami Heat was seven seconds away from losing its NBA crown and watching the San Antonio Spurs celebrate a championship on its home court. Heat fans were seven seconds...
Florida Man Arrested for Punching Police Horse's Butt
June 18, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
Kaitlyn Hunt's Attorney Asks Judge to Step Down From Case
June 18, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
West Palm Beach Threatening to Close Storm Drains From Schools Over Fees Owed
June 18, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
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Rick Scott Kills Florida Wildflower Bill, Because No Free Handouts for Them Either!
June 18, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
Looks like literally every living thing in Florida wants a handout these days! What is this? Mother Russia? First, people want the government to help them pay for their obscenely high...
Marco Rubio and His "Weasel Words" Angers Republican Leader
June 17, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
Chad Johnson Set Free After Apologizing For Smacking His Lawyer's Butt
June 17, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
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Rick Scott Signs Bill Banning Paid Sick Leave
June 17, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
Rick Scott, in an apparent mission to blow up every possible bridge linking him to re-election in 2014, signed a bill on Friday banning paid sick leave for Floridians, because,...
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Heat Get Torched by Spurs Again, Are One Loss Away From Elimination
June 17, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
Just as it was in Game 3 of these roller coaster NBA Finals, the San Antonio Spurs caught fire in Game 5, and torched the Miami Heat with a 60...
Jeb Bush Says "Immigrants are more fertile" During Speech
June 14, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
Boil Water Alert for Broward Extended to at Least Saturday
June 14, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
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Five Florida Dads Who'll Make You Thankful for Yours on Father's Day
June 14, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
In case you've forgotten, Sunday is Father's Day. And while you might be scrambling to buy your Dad that $2 sports calendar or getting him yet another card with a...
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Dwyane Wade Explodes on the Spurs as Heat Ties Series 2-2
June 14, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
Remember when Dwyane Wade was a liability to the Heat in these Finals and we all wrote him off, like a bunch of assholes? Pffft. Wade dropped his pants, and then...
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Fishermen Find $2.5 Million Worth of Cocaine Floating in Gulf
June 13, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
Usually when a fisherman fishes out an unusual object from the water, it's a boot or a tin can or a license plate. Except if you're a fisherman in Florida,...
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Two Men Killed After Being Struck by Porsche; Driver May Have Been Under the Influence
June 13, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
Fort Lauderdale Police say 22-year-old Alyza Rachel Russell was driving west on Broward Boulevard in a 2012 Porsche Panamera around 2 in the morning when she plowed through some bushes...
Florida Man Stabs Brother Over Missing Mac and Cheese and Spilled Beer
June 13, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
NSA Surveillance Records Will Prove Accused Bank Robber Is Innocent, Lawyer Says
June 13, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
Florida Community Trying to Keep Fracking and Drilling Away From Everglades
June 12, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
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Boil Water Alert Issued for South Broward After E. Coli Detected in County Well UPDATED
June 12, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
The Broward County Health District has issued an emergency boil water alert for Hallandale Beach, Hollywood, Miramar, Pembroke Pines, Pembroke Park, West Park, and Dania Beach after E. coli bacteria...
Florida Man Riding Waverunner Finds Urn With Ashes Floating in Water
June 12, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
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Gloria C. MacKenzie, 84-Year-Old PowerBall Winner, May Have Picked Up Dinner Tabs For 180 People
June 12, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
Around 180 people were treated to a free dinner at BuddyFreddy's diner in Plant City on Sunday by a mysterious old lady who did not reveal her identity. Some say it...
Spurs' Three-Point Barrage Devastates Heat in Game 3
June 12, 2013 in The Daily Pulp
