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Help! I'm a Nerdy Guy Who Loves Bad Girls
April 11, 2012 in Cultist
You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you'll also know her for her sound advice....
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Lourdes Lopez: On Top of Miami City Ballet Without Stepping on Toes
April 10, 2012 in Cultist
MCB's new director, Lourdes Lopez.Last week, Miami City Ballet announced its new artistic director: Lourdes Lopez, former principal dancer with the New York City Ballet and current director of the...
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Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes: Easter Edition
April 06, 2012 in Cultist
You've seen Chicks with Steve Buscemeyes.You've seen Chicks with Rick Scott's Eyes.You've seen that Florida's government is totally cool with the silly exploitation of helpless baby chickens.In the spirit of...
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Pain and Gain: Mark Wahlberg's Taking a Beating on Set
April 05, 2012 in Cultist
Dana BallesteroThe site of Wahlberg's many misfortunes.Mark Wahlberg, star of The Fighter, is probably used to a little bit of physical abuse on the set. Maybe he even enjoys it.At...
Easter in Miami: Five Sinful Ways to Celebrate
April 05, 2012 in Cultist
Bleeding Palm Animated GIF: Beatriz Will Melt Your Face
April 04, 2012 in Cultist
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How Soon Can I Start Cheating on My Girlfriend?
April 04, 2012 in Cultist
You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you'll also know her for her sound advice....
American Ninja Warrior in Miami: Hardbodied Bros Win It All, or Fail Spectacularly
April 03, 2012 in Cultist
Pain and Gain Auditions: Michael Bay Doesn't Care If You Can Act
April 02, 2012 in Cultist
Biebers Read Hoodies to Promote Facebook in April
March 30, 2012 in Cultist
Beyond WrestleMania: Four More Hardcore Wrestling Events This Week
March 29, 2012 in Cultist
Bleeding Palm Animated GIF: Flute Salad
March 28, 2012 in Cultist
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Cocaine Cowboys Cast Reunites at O Cinema
March 28, 2012 in Cultist
Bill Cooke?The Rakontur 10th anniversary celebration continued last night at O Cinema, at an event bringing together some of the biggest names from Cocaine Cowboys, the company's 2006 documentary chronicling...
Forget Flour-Bombing: Five Other Things We'd Like to Fling at Celebrities
March 28, 2012 in Cultist
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My Man Wants a Threesome, What Should I Do?
March 28, 2012 in Cultist
You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you'll also know her for her sound advice....
WWE's Edge on Life After Pro Wrestling: "I Did Everything I Set Out To Accomplish"
March 27, 2012 in Cultist
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In Defense of WrestleMania: Ten Reasons to Get Pumped Up For the Show
March 26, 2012 in Cultist
You're not gonna pass up the chance to pet Tyson's kitty, are you??When WrestleMania XXVIII comes to the Sun Life Stadium on April 1, it brings with it almost a...
Miami City Ballet Brings Copplia Back to Life
March 22, 2012 in Cultist
Subtropics Artistic Director Gustavo Matamoros: "Experimental Music Taught Me To Love Baseball"
March 22, 2012 in Cultist
Bleeding Palm Animated GIF: Jimbo's Forever
March 21, 2012 in Cultist
Party On, Miami: A Spring Break Locals' Challenge
March 21, 2012 in Cultist
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Skrawberry Jam: How Can I Become a Stripper?
March 21, 2012 in Cultist
You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you'll also know her for her sound advice....
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Hunger Games Stars on Training, Crazy Fans, and Peeta-philia
March 20, 2012 in Cultist
Alexander Ludwig, Jennifer Lawrence, and Amandla Stenberg?Unless you forcibly blinded and deafened yourself after the onslaught of Twilight paraphernalia over the past couple of years, you've likely heard the nationwide...
Michael Bay's Pain and Gain Prepares to Film on Biscayne... We Think
March 20, 2012 in Cultist
Chasing the Rainbow Family: Are They Hippies or Hobos?
March 16, 2012 in Cultist
