Email AuthorDrew Spears
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Five Political Porn Stars Who Belong at the Republican National Convention in Tampa
August 01, 2012 in Cultist
New Queen of the RNC?All of the stars of the Republican Party are coming to Tampa for the Republican National Convention, with the exception of former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin,...
Ten Innovations That Changed the Summer Forever
July 11, 2012 in Cultist
Summer Book Suggestions for the News-Savvy Miami Reader
July 05, 2012 in Cultist
Five Literary Characters Who Needed Obamacare
June 29, 2012 in Cultist
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The Spice Girls Musical, and Five Other '90s Artists Who Should Go Broadway
June 26, 2012 in Cultist
Salt-N-Pepa: Coming to a theatre near you?Today, on the 15th anniversary of the "Wannabe" music video, The Spice Girls have announced that they are making a musical based on their celebrated discography....
The Nine Greatest Father Figures in Miami, in Honor of Father's Day
June 15, 2012 in Cultist
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Ten Incredible Finds in the FIU Wolfsonian Digital Archives
June 13, 2012 in Cultist
Hey there, history buffs. Looking to take a break from the nonstop wedgies and tormenting by your peers? Today's your lucky day.FIU's Wolfsonian archive has recently been digitized, putting thousands and thousands...
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Magic City Season Finale: Unhappy Endings
June 04, 2012 in Cultist
Ike in happier times.How about that Magic City season finale? The little premium cable show that could (the one about our fair city, anyway) wrapped up quite nicely, by which we mean...
Dancing With The Stars Finals: Our Condolences to Cuba
May 23, 2012 in Cultist
Dancing With The Stars Finals, Night One: Viva William Levy!
May 22, 2012 in Cultist
Magic City Episode Seven: Like I Love Lucy, But With More Boobs
May 21, 2012 in Cultist
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The Ten Hottest Porn Stars at Exxxotica (NSFW, Obviously)
May 17, 2012 in Cultist
A rare safe-for-work image of Belladonna.Exxxotica is just around the corner. If you're like us, you're in the process of meticulously plotting out your schedule, carefully making sure that you...
Dancing With The Stars, the Semifinals: William Levy's Mom Keeps it Tight
May 15, 2012 in Cultist
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Magic City Week Six: All Is Revealed, Including the Butcher's Penis
May 14, 2012 in Cultist
She once got busy in a department store changing room.It's Fight Night here at Magic City, and everyone has gambling fever! Except for maybe Stevie who almost definitely has herpes (as...
Dancing With The Stars Week Eight: We'll Miss You, Stefan Urquelle
May 08, 2012 in Cultist
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Magic City Episode Five: Voodoo Priests and Auditing
May 07, 2012 in Cultist
Miramar's new owner?Quick criticism before we start this Magic City recap: if you're watching the show for Danny Huston's insane performance as the Butcher, this episode will be a let down. He's...
Dancing With The Stars Week Seven: Lady Gaga, Vampires, and Other Classics
May 01, 2012 in Cultist
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Magic City Episode Four: Blowjobs and Other Life-Threatening Pursuits
April 30, 2012 in Cultist
Vera hobnobbing with Mrs. Kennedy?For a first class luxury hotel, Magic City's Miramar certainly does have a ton of death and injuries revolving around it. Granted, 1959 was far before the invention...
Dancing With The Stars Week Six: Ain't Too Proud to Dance
April 24, 2012 in Cultist
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Magic City Episode Three: Cruller? I Hardly Know Her!
April 23, 2012 in Cultist
Does this look like the face of someone smart enough to have an affair with a murderer's wife? If we had to summarize the theme of this week's episode of Magic...
Dancing With The Stars Week Five: Latin Dudes Are Sexy
April 17, 2012 in Cultist
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Magic City Episode Two: Admit It, You'd Drink Boob Vodka Too
April 16, 2012 in Cultist
Magic City: A show about old people neglecting their grandchildren.Boy, things really are boiling over on Magic City! Ok, maybe not "boiling over." But things definitely are at least at a...
Dancing With The Stars Week Four: Those About to, Uh, "Rock"
April 10, 2012 in Cultist
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Magic City Episode One: Water, Water Everywhere (Also, Blowjobs)
April 09, 2012 in Cultist
Courtesy of StarzJeffery Dean Morgan runs this place.It's hard to talk about Magic City without discussing its place in the shadow of Mad Men. We watched the premiere of Magic...
Dancing With The Stars Week Three: The Return of Stefan Urquelle
April 03, 2012 in Cultist
