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Addicted to Twerking? Video Blames Florida for Booty-Shaking Habit
June 19, 2013 in Cultist
Prancercise Lady Joanna Rohrback Presents John Mayer's New Song (VIDEO)
June 18, 2013 in Cultist
Find Johnny Depp on the Beach, Win a Trip to the Desert
June 18, 2013 in Cultist
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Wynwood's New Business Improvement District Promises Fewer Car Break-Ins, Cleaner Streets
June 13, 2013 in Cultist
Everyone in Miami has an opinion about Wynwood's development. It's either too raw or too gentrified, too commercialized or too crowded, with too few rules or too many. And as...
First IMAX Home Theater System to Be Installed in Miami Beach
June 13, 2013 in Cultist
Even Florida Grand Opera Has Money Riding On the Miami Heat
June 12, 2013 in Cultist
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Lisa and Leonard Hochstein Are Winning Their Fight Against the Miami Design Preservation League
June 12, 2013 in Cultist
Yesterday, New Times unleashed its annual Best of Miami issue, including this year's pick for Best Feud -- Lisa and Leonard Hochstein versus the Miami Design Preservation League. Now it...
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This Is the End Proves Florida Is the Apocalypse
June 10, 2013 in Cultist
In This Is the End, Seth Rogen, James Franco, and a handful of other famous funny people find themselves in the middle of the End Times. After the good people...
Gathr Giveaway: Win Free Movie Screenings at O Cinema!
June 06, 2013 in Cultist
Girls Gone Wild Founder Joe Francis Doesn't Want You To See His Sex Tape
June 05, 2013 in Cultist
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The Anna Nicole Smith Biopic Trailer: Everything You Expected, and Also Clowns (VIDEO)
June 04, 2013 in Cultist
You knew it'd happen eventually. And you knew it'd probably happen on Lifetime. Anna Nicole Smith, the model, actress, Playmate, reality TV star and all-around troubled lady who died of a...
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BuzzFeed Trolls Miami Heat Fans With Epically Stupid Listicle
June 04, 2013 in Cultist
Just a handful of your average, awesome Heat fans.Hating the Miami Heat: It's been done. It's, like, so last season. And it involves aligning yourself with Skip Bayless. Hating Miami...
Banksy Mural, Once For Sale in Miami, Now Worth $1.3 Million UPDATED
June 04, 2013 in Cultist
Rain and Revelry at Miami Art Museum's Lights Out Closing Party
June 03, 2013 in Cultist
Iron Fork & Miami Spice Kickoff MasterCard Pre-Sale Offers Discounts Through Friday
May 30, 2013 in Cultist
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Florida Woman Invents Insane "Prancercise" Fitness Program (VIDEO)
May 29, 2013 in Cultist
"It's about Self-Expression. It's about Non-violence. It's about Conservation." But most of all, it's about dainty steps, sweeping arm motions, and horse companionship. Welcome to Prancercise, Coral Springs woman Joanna Rohrback's exercise...
New Times Best of Miami Readers Poll Voting Ends Today
May 29, 2013 in Cultist
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Watch Life and Freaky Times of Uncle Luke In Full Online (VIDEO)
May 29, 2013 in Cultist
Miami audiences saw Life and Freaky Times of Uncle Luke at the Borscht Film Festival in 2011. Sundance Film Festival viewers checked it out in 2012. And now, Lucas Leyva...
Nina Agdal Takes Kate Upton's Would-Be Date to Prom
May 27, 2013 in Cultist
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Art Basel Miami Beach Gets New Name: Art Basel In Miami Beach
May 27, 2013 in Cultist
Just when you finally taught all your friends to pronounce the word Basel correctly, the ginormous art fair has news for you: It's rebranding. Art Basel, which stages high-profile art fairs...
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Christian Slater Bought a Coconut Grove Home for $2.2 Million
May 24, 2013 in Cultist
Christian Slater hasn't given up on you, Miami-Dade County. Sure, you screwed him out of participating in the electoral process last November, when he waited in line on Election Day only...
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Tapebombing in Wynwood: Miami Artist Johanna Boccardo Sticks It Wherever She Wants
May 24, 2013 in Cultist
Photo by Deirdra FuncheonRemember the 2000s, when crafty hipsters expressed themselves by "yarnbombing" trees, signposts, and other public objects? Artists like Olek have elevated the practice of covering strange things...
Criss Angel Will Be Eaten by Alligators in the Everglades, Hopefully UPDATED
May 23, 2013 in Cultist
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The Ten Wackiest Miami Heat Items on Etsy
May 22, 2013 in Cultist
via HocCouture/EtsyA new Miami Heat playoff series starts tonight, this time against the Indiana Pacers -- and dammit, you simply have nothing to wear. Sure, there's your Miami Heat baseball...
Free Night of Theater: South Florida Theater League Gives Away Tickets to Summer Shows
May 21, 2013 in Cultist
