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Coral Gables Demands Snackdown Rematch
March 21, 2012 in Short Order
Mix It Up Mixology Challenge at The Broken Shaker Crowns Last Year's Winner
March 20, 2012 in Short Order
Marlon and Shawn Wayans "Banged Everybody in Miami" (Video)
March 19, 2012 in Cultist
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The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend
March 16, 2012 in Cultist
???Man, oh, man! It's Friday, y'all. Another week of work has finally ceased and we're granted two whole days to do whatever the hell we want.Getting wasted on green beer?...
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76. Paleta de Elote at La Michoacana Paleteria
March 15, 2012 in Short Order
It's that time of year again when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our...
Bloody Cheney and Obama Painter: "I'm Not Trying to Be Shocking for Shock's Sake"
March 13, 2012 in Cultist
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The 10 Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend
March 09, 2012 in Cultist
Photo by Yesenia Hernandez?Oh, man! Is it really Friday? Listen, I don't know about you, but my week was hell. And I, for one, have never been so thankful to...
John Leguizamo Will Lie to Your Face, and Wishes Us a Happy Birthday
March 02, 2012 in Cultist
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The 10 Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend
March 02, 2012 in Cultist
weheartit.com?Hot damn, it's Friday, amigos! It's also the first weekend of March. That means we have the chance to start fresh. February's love-sick theme is overrated, anyway. You know what...
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Five Other Things Floridians Might Confuse a Taco For
March 01, 2012 in Short Order
psychedelickimchi.blogspot.com??In the past few months, we've noticed an alarming number of mistaken identity cases regarding tacos. Last October, Riptide told you about the drunk Florida man who handed over a...
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Rob Delaney Wants You To Laugh 'Til You Die
February 29, 2012 in Cultist
@robdelaney?Rob Delaney is the one you probably know as that guy on Twitter. Y'know, the hairy man sporting a green banana hammock in his picture? That's him, all right.We keep...
Mastermind 2012 Honorable Mention: The Project [theatre]
February 28, 2012 in Cultist
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Snackdown Finals: Coconut Grove vs. Coral Gables
February 28, 2012 in Short Order
?Over the last few weeks, Short Order has been pairing eight Miami-Dade neighborhoods in a "Snackdown." This is the finals entry. Today pits Coconut Grove against Coral Gables. Which of...
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Mastermind 2012 Honorable Mention: Funner Projects
February 27, 2012 in Cultist
Miami New Times' Mastermind Awards honors the city's most inspiring creatives. This year, we received more than 150 submissions, which our staff narrowed to an elite group of 30. We'll...
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Sugar and Sex: That's All Pat and Gina Neely Need
South Beach Wine & Food Festival
February 27, 2012 in Short Order
All photos by Alex RodriguezDinner with the Neelys is what a Food Network fanatic would call a dream come true. For sex lovers, however, it's what we'd call a wet...
Mastermind 2012 Honorable Mention: Robert Chumbley
February 27, 2012 in Cultist
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SoBeWFF: Anne Burrell Tipsy When She Arrived for Lunch?
South Beach Wine & Food Festival
February 26, 2012 in Short Order
All photos by Alex RodriguezWe don't know for sure if she was in fact toasted upon arrival to her own event. Anne Burrell brought fun to the table so, who...
Mastermind 2012 Honorable Mention: Charo Oquet
February 26, 2012 in Cultist
Armed Robber Drops His Gun, Returns To Buy It Back From Victims For $40
February 24, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Glenn Sharpe, Former UM Star and NFL Cornerback, Arrested on Murder Charges
February 24, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
305 Photo of the Day: Cover Your Mouth
February 24, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Mastermind 2012 Honorable Mention: Team Danger Films
February 24, 2012 in Cultist
Jason Wu Target "Vulture" Charity Event At The Stage Is Canceled Over "Controversy"
February 24, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Florida Man Bites Police Car, Causes $600 in Damage To Paint Job
February 24, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Florida Among America's Best-Loved States (By People Who Don't Live Here)
February 24, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
