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Back in Black Not Canceled, "Moved to Club Space Due to Hurricane Sandy"
October 26, 2012 in Crossfade
Dirty South wants to see your best slutty astronaut costume.In Space, no one can hear you scream. Also, when you party in Space, you stay a lot drier than being...
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Matt & Kim Reschedule Canceled Miami Show, Playing the Fillmore on December 14
October 26, 2012 in Crossfade
The band that MySpace built is doing something their favorite social media site never could ... Coming back! That's right, the adorably spunky Matt & Kim have rescheduled their canceled October...
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Lil Wayne Hospitalized After Mid-Flight Seizure Causes Emergency Landing in Texas
October 26, 2012 in Crossfade
Lil Wayne suffered a mid-flight seizure on Thursday afternoon, causing his private jet to make an emergency landing in Texas. The 30-year-old rapper was immediately transported to a local hospital where,...
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Ten Best Halloween Parties in Miami
October 25, 2012 in Crossfade
Play dress-up with DJ Craze this Halloween weekend.Halloween is a holiday for sluts and children. And we here at Crossfade don't really care about kids. Miami does it super big, and...
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Top Songs for F#$%ing, According to 2,000 Horny Music Nerds
October 25, 2012 in Crossfade
Barry White is dead. But he's still the sexiest motherfucker 'round.Hey, honey, would you like to have sex? No, not tonight. I'd rather listen to Meatloaf. Yeah, we've never said that either,...
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Seven Signs Dr. Dre Might Be Going Crazy
October 25, 2012 in Crossfade
Yo, what is going on with Dr. Dre? We're worried about him. He's exhibiting some strange behavior; even his closest friends seem to think he might be losing it. He's almost...
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Drake's Top 26 YOLO Lyrics in Honor of His 26th Birthday
October 24, 2012 in Crossfade
Holy shit! Drake is another year older today. So no longer can we say he's "25 sitting on 25 mil." Although, if his lyrical content is any indication, he's already...
Shpongle Totally Stole Faces on a Tuesday Night at Revolution Live
October 24, 2012 in County Grind
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Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend
October 24, 2012 in Crossfade
Via cameomiami.comAnother day, another hustle. But stay pimpin', playa. 'Cause the light at the end of the tunnel swiftly approaches. You've been getting your grind on, but this city will...
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OWSLA Tour: Kill the Noise, M Machine, and Nick Thayer at Grand Central on November 1
October 24, 2012 in Crossfade
Nick Thayer is one cultured cottontail.Yo, be very, very quiet. We're hunting rabbits. Skrillex's OWSLA imprint is going on tour to showcase its variety of sounds and next-level skillset, and we're...
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"Bieber Got a Penis Enlargement With My Stolen American Express," Says Lunatic Lawsuit
October 23, 2012 in Crossfade
Justin Bieber is going on an insane spending spree, buying drugs, abortions, and penis enlargers with an American Express card that he jacked from his girlfriend's dad. Now he's being taken...
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Shpongle at Revolution and 10 Other Electronic Acts Who Love Live Instruments
October 23, 2012 in County Grind
What's that funny smelling smoke in the air? Where are all these fractals coming from? Oh, that's right! Shpongle is heading to Revolution Live, and bringing all the funky goodness...
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Taylor Swift Goes Dubstep! Five Reasons Pop Stars Gotta Stop Whoring Out EDM
October 23, 2012 in Crossfade
Taylor Swift knows not what she is about to do, and we here at Crossfade can only scream at her from the sidelines: "Taylor, wat r u doin? Taylor, stahp!" In...
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Britney Spears's Epic Breakdown: "Strapped to a Gurney, Screaming and Yelling"
October 22, 2012 in Crossfade
Britney Spears went fucking crazy, y'all. Back in 2007, she was all over the place, shaving her head, driving with her babies in mama's lap, and releasing tracks like "Gimme More."...
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Kaskade on DJ Mag Top 100 Poll: "Who Cares? I Do Not Care"
October 19, 2012 in Crossfade
The DJ Mag Top 100 comes out today. But pretty much no one cares. Like, it's just an excuse for the machine to rip off more commercial consumers and demand bigger...
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Lady Gaga's Vagina Is Infested With Insects, According to Die Antwoord
October 19, 2012 in Crossfade
Gaga's lady parts might be crawling with critters. But at least she's got a hit. Two of the most visually striking musical performers of the contemporary era are in a real-life...
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Ten Ten EDM Memes of All Time! From Daft Hands to Kim Jong Il Dropping the Bass
October 19, 2012 in Crossfade
Via kimjongildroppingthebass.tumblr.comKim Jong-Il and Steve Aoki, manning the decks.EDM is the biggest thing on the planet and everyone loves a joke. So when you put your favorite DJs together with five-second...
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Six Best Parties on South Beach This Weekend
October 18, 2012 in Crossfade
Get drunk and dance with DJ Kayper at LIV.Wow, it's the weekend already? What the hell even happened these last few days? We here at Crossfade still feel kinda drunk from...
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Drake Graduates High School (Not Degrassi)
October 18, 2012 in Crossfade
Aubrey Drake Graham: High school graduate.About four years after Jimmy Brooks graduated from Degrassi Community School, Aubrey Drake Graham can finally say he's got a high school diploma. Without it, the...
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Flight Facilities on Disco, Lies, and Shitty American Pop Stars
October 18, 2012 in Crossfade
The Flight Facilities dudes make funky, chilled-out disco for a hip, EDM-loving generation. That's what we know about them for sure. Everything else -- where they're from, who they are, how...
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Kim Kardashian's Halloween Birthday Bash: Superheroes, Sluts, Laidback Luke at LIV Miami
October 17, 2012 in Crossfade
Lil' Red Kim K. and a raggedy wolf.Kim Kardashian has all but moved into her $10-million Miami mansion with Kanye West. The two have been spotted all around the MIA,...
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Ultra Music Festival 2013's Early-Bird Tickets Sell Out, Leave Partiers Pissed
October 17, 2012 in Crossfade
UPDATE Ultra Music Festival 2013's General-Admission Passes on Sale! Right Effing Now! For $574.95! Damn, where'd you find those Ultra tickets? The Internets are on fire with happy, sad, and just plain...
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Mystikal Contemplating XXX Career, Might F#$% Wit Porn Star Pinky for Free
October 16, 2012 in Crossfade
Porn star Pinky likes to "Shake It Fast."It's been more than a decade since Mystikal had a hit, but he can still hit it from the back. At least, that's what...
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Ten Craziest Fan Cults in Music: From the Beliebers to the Wacko Jackos and the Juggalos
October 16, 2012 in Crossfade
Music fans can be really devoted. But it takes a special breed to join a crazy fan cult. And yet, music has exactly that kind of power over some people. It's...
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Scott Storch Wanted in Florida for More Than $28,000 in Unpaid Child Support
October 15, 2012 in Crossfade
Scott Storch has been making hot beats for over a decade. His skills once made him a wanted man by hip-hop and R&B acts. But now his dead-beat ways have got...
