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Cody Chesnutt Was Everybody's Brother Last Night at Ricochet Miami, September 27
September 28, 2012 in Crossfade
Via facebook.com/IAmCodyChesnutt Cody Chesnutt Ricochet Bar & Lounge, Miami Thursday, September 28, 2012 Better Than: The ten-year wait to hear these new songs. Last night, Crossfade's favorite bearded soul crooner/advocate for cranial safety, Cody Chesnutt...
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Cody Chesnutt on Baby-Making Music, Living in Florida, and "Being the Best Human"
September 27, 2012 in Crossfade
Cody Chesnutt's fans are used to an explosive and eccentric live show during which the bearded soul crooner dons a matador's cape and dances his sexy dances with audience members. And...
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Cody Chesnutt, Coolest Dude Ever, Discusses His Army Helmet and "Fighting for Your Soul"
September 26, 2012 in Crossfade
Cody Chesnutt: Cool Dude.Unless Genghis Khan comes back to life in the next 48 hours and decides that humidity, not pillaging, is his first priority, the most badass dude in...
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Florida Rapper Money-Clipz Sentenced 30 Years for Possession of 300 Grams of Crack
September 21, 2012 in Crossfade
Demetrius Gregory Floyd: Possession with Intent to Distribute First NamesTampa rapper Money-Clipz has been sentenced to 30 years in federal prison for possession of over 28 grams of crack cocaine...
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Uganda Refuses to Let Sisqo See That "Thong-Th-Thong," Fewer Than 400 Attend Concert
September 12, 2012 in Crossfade
Via The ObserverSisqo: Still very popular among chairs. See also "Sisqo and Dru Hill Joining Kelly Price for Forever R&B Concert in Miami" When Sisqo plays the BankUnited Center on September 22,...
Avril Lavigne Promises "Badass" Wedding Dress, Forgets She Is Avril Lavigne and Marrying the Nickelback Guy
September 12, 2012 in Crossfade
How to Fake Drinking Cognac Like the Dashing Heir to a Cognac Empire
September 06, 2012 in Short Order
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Cognac Heir Cyril Camus on Hunting Boar With a Knife, Calls Incredible Hulk "A Bit Redundant"
September 05, 2012 in Short Order
Cyril Camus, dashing Cognac heirIf Cyril Camus had not been the heir to the fifth-largest cognac house in the world -- and the largest to be family-owned and -operated --...
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G5ive Monday Nights Will "Put Your Pussy to the Taste Test"
September 03, 2012 in Crossfade
Malik S., killing it"Honey, I'm just going to pop out to catch some stand-up comedy, live funk music, and spoken-word poetry." "Are you sure you're not going to the strip club...
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50 Cent Sues Florida Headphone Manufacturer for $346,429 Plus Future Interest
August 31, 2012 in Crossfade
He's a platinum-selling rapper and movie star. He gets $90 out of your IRA every time you buy a Vitamin Water. He won a rumored $4-million lawsuit against Taco Bell,...
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Teepee Touring East Coast, Slinging Hugs, Playing Show for Kickstarter Donors
August 28, 2012 in Crossfade
Welcome back, Teepee! Last week, at his first headlining Miami show in two years, Crossfade's favorite banana-fueled noisenik totally El Kabonged the crowd at Churchill's Pub, debuting ferocious songs from...
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Beacon Thinks the Electric Pickle Is "Amazing," Supports a Ban on Death Ray Guns
August 27, 2012 in Crossfade
See also "Beacon on Covering Katy Perry: 'We Came to Know Nothing of Her From the Music.'" Beacon's Thomas Mullarney and and Jacob Gossett are no strangers to Miami. This year...
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Rayzor on Republicans: 'They Think Vaginas Have Secret Compartments Full of Graham Crackers to Absorb Rape Sperm'
August 27, 2012 in Crossfade
Rayzor is the kind of comedian who doesn't suffer fools lightly. Especially not fool-ass Republicans who are contemptuous of women's rights to control their own reproductive health. "The thing I will...
Beacon on Covering Katy Perry: "We Came to Know Nothing of Her From the Music"
August 24, 2012 in Crossfade
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Avril Lavigne & Nickelback, Diarrhea-Flavored Mouthwash, Four Other Gross Marriages
August 22, 2012 in Crossfade
To quote Revelation 6:12, "I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon...
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Rick Ross Called "BS" By Freeway Ricky Ross, Still the Motherf#&king Bawse, Though
August 17, 2012 in Crossfade
Photo by Terry Richardson via terrysdiary.comKerpow! Kerpow! "Freeway" Ricky Ross, the reformed drug dealer who is not actually a freeway, has once again accused rap superhero Rick Ross of being a...
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Oiled-Up Hunks of Stripped: "If You're Looking to Get Sticky and Oily, It's the Place to Be"
August 17, 2012 in Crossfade
Ladies: this could be you!See also "Stripped: The Show Brings Bulging Dong Slings Dangerously Close to Your Eyes on August 29" The trouble with oiled-up hunks is they're rarely naked and...
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Stripped: The Show Brings Bulging Dong Slings Dangerously Close to Your Eyes on August 29
August 15, 2012 in Crossfade
If you're having trouble imagining these guys naked, do we have the show for you!Sometimes, it seems as though half of the people we here at Crossfade meet are dudes....
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Creed's Scott Stapp to Release Memoir Because Planet Earth Has Too Many Trees
August 14, 2012 in Crossfade
Save the rainforests from Scott Stapp!In an effort to needlessly destroy as many trees as possible, Creed frontman Scott Stapp will release his memoir on October 2. The book, titled...
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Action Bronson Signs Major-Label Deal, "Gonna Lose 200 Pounds and Become a Model in Italy"
August 14, 2012 in Crossfade
Action Bronson: This man knows how to handle an egg.Mazel tov! Action Bronson -- Crossfade's pick for best fire-spitting, pasta-cooking mound since Mount Vesuvius -- has just signed to Warner...
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Rick Ross, Big-Booty Strippers, and 3,000 Ballers at King of Diamonds in Miami (NSFW)
August 05, 2012 in Crossfade
Photo by Jacob KatelLook closely ... Every single one of these bills is attached to a length of fishing line. It's a trap! See also the full 32-photo slideshow from Rick...
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Bruce Springsteen Can Predict the Future, Says Australia's Deputy Prime Minister
August 03, 2012 in Crossfade
Ever since World Cup-predicting Paul the Octopus went to that great fried calamari appetizer in the sky, the world has been adrift and directionless. How are we to know what...
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Bear in Heaven on Knut the Dead Polar Bear: "Hope He's Having a Great Time"
August 02, 2012 in Crossfade
Courtesy of the Berlin ZooKnut: 2006-2011.See also "Bear in Heaven's Mustache Speaks! Anticipates 'Mustache Afro' in Miami" Adorably tragic or tragically adorable? The legacy of Knut the Polar Bear is still...
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Bear in Heaven's Mustache Speaks! Anticipating "Mustache Afro" in Miami
August 01, 2012 in Crossfade
It takes a real man (or Crossfade's grandma) to grow a truly special mustache. And Adam Wills, multi-instrumentalist in widescreen synthpoppers Bear in Heaven, is just such a man. Look at...
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Rick Ross Signing God Forgives, I Don't, Drawing Magic Marker Bawse Beards at Best Buy in Pembroke Pines
July 31, 2012 in Crossfade
We love you so much!See also "Rick Ross: 'All 305 Certified Ballers Will Be Present' at The Bawse's Miami Strip Club Party." Tomorrow at 5 p.m., Rick Ross will visit the...
