Email AuthorRoger Paul
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Five Players the Dolphins Should Take in Tonight's NFL Draft (and How They'll Screw It Up)
April 25, 2013 in Riptide 2.0
With the NFL's annual tradition of wealthy, white-haired men selecting young, able-bodied (mostly) black men to perform physical endeavors for comparatively negligible pay aimed at aggrandizing the wealthy men's financial...
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Five Free Agents the Miami Dolphins Must Try to Sign
March 08, 2013 in Riptide 2.0
The NFL's free-agency period begins this Tuesday, March 12, and your Miami Dolphins -- with about $36 million in cap space -- are poised for one of the biggest offseasons...
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The Miami Fan Hater's Guide to the Super Bowl
February 01, 2013 in Riptide 2.0
The Super Bowl is here again and - will you look at that - the Dolphins weren't even close to it again! This is the 29th year in a row...
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LeBron James, Heat Shut Up Smack-Talking Nets with 105-85 Win
January 31, 2013 in Riptide 2.0
During shootaround prior to last night's game, Brooklyn's pedestrian, no-rings, Dopey-headed fool of a starting power forward, Reggie Evans, ran off his mouth about how the Heat's championship "didn't count"...
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Heat Top Lakers 99-90 As LeBron, Wade Score 66 Combined
January 18, 2013 in Riptide 2.0
We cool now, Heat fans? LeBron and Wade came into the Staples Center last night, dropped their shorts and proceeded to Danza-slap every Lakers player, coach and fan in attendance...
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Miami Dolphins 2012 Season Recap: The Highs, the Lows, the Ireland
January 10, 2013 in Riptide 2.0
Now that we're firmly entrenched in another playoff season without the Miami Dolphins and the pain of Stephen Ross's absurd season-ending press conference on Monday has faded, it's the perfect...
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Heat Fall to Pacers 87-77 As Rebounding Woes Continue
January 09, 2013 in Riptide 2.0
Before last night's game, LeBron James said the Heat would 'be ready' to face a Pacers team that had done a ton of trash talking against the Heat dating back...
