Email AuthorKyle Munzenrieder
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Trayvon Martin Gun Target Being Sold Because the World is Horrible
May 11, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Here is a story about capitalism and humanity at its most vile and disgusting. Orlando news station WKMG discovered that Trayvon Martin gun range targets are for sale. They tracked...
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Marlins' Brett Hayes Witnessed the Lead Up To Yesterday's Turnpike Shooting
May 11, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Yesterday's bizarre and tragic shooting on the Florida Turnpike left two officers wounded, and Miami Marlins catcher Brett Hayes happened to be on the road just as the incident unfolded."Sitting...
Key West Man Secretly Recorded His Roommate Having Sex
May 11, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Heat Apologize For Announcement that Amar'e Stoudemire Was "Extinguished" From Game
May 10, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
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Strip Club Company Sues North Bay Village Over Their First Amendment Right to Naked Dancing
May 10, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Isle of Dreams, a company that hopes to put a strip club in North Bay Village, just wants to pay some girls to shake their tatas, but the city keeps...
305 Photo of the Day: Original Gangsta
May 10, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Hialeah Firefighter Under Investigation for Making Insensitive Jokes About Hialeah on Facebook
May 10, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
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Obama's Florida Pastor Is "Disappointed" in Gay Marriage Endorsement
May 10, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Not everyone is happy with President Barack Obama's announcement yesterday that he personally supports the idea of gay marriage, least of all the evangelical Florida pastor who is an important...
Florida Teacher Makes Students Wear Dog Cone Collars as Punishment
May 10, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
305 Photo of the Day: Masked Man
May 09, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Miami-Dade Life Expectancy Has Skyrocketed: Women Will Live Six Years Longer Than Men
May 09, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
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600 Pounds of Pot and Hash Intercepted From Boat Off Coast of Miami
May 09, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
A 15-foot boat carrying roughly 600 pounds of marijuana and hashish was oh so close to smuggling the product into Miami on Sunday. The boat was cruising westbound toward our...
Jungle Island's iPad Using Orangutans Mean Apes are Probably Taking Over the World Soon
May 09, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
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Mitt Romney's Miami Fundraiser Is at the Home of Man Who Makes "Abortive Pill"
May 09, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Plan B is not actually an "abortion pill." It's an emergency contraceptive intended to be taken within three days after intercourse to prevent pregnancy. However, many Republicans aren't deterred from...
Sofia Vergara Will Never Be Florida's First Lady
May 09, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Ozzie Guillen on Backlash: "Fucking Grow Up, Motherfucker"
May 08, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
13.4 Million Overnight Visitors Came to Miami Last Year and Spent $20.7 Billion
May 08, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
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The Daily Show Will Broadcast From Florida During RNC
May 08, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Left-leaning Floridians are probably not too enthused that the Republican Party is descending on Tampa to crown Mitt Romney as its official nominee in August. But don't worry, you hippies...
305 Photo of the Day: Pylon
May 08, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Florida Boy Arrested for Pulling a Machete on Kids for Bullying Mexicans
May 08, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
University of Miami Med School to Lay Off 800 Employees
May 08, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
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Meet Mitt Romney in Miami Next Week for Just $10,000
May 08, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Mitt Romney will be tearing through Florida next week and hopes to leave the state with somewhere between $5 and $8 million in his campaign's coffers. He'll be making stops...
Florida Girl Arrested for Pouring Milk on Man Who Started "Choke!" Chant While She Was Choking
May 08, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Invasive, Crazy Caribbean Termites Threaten South Florida
May 08, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
Retired Chiropractor Caught Videotaping and Talking Dirty to Young Girls in Hialeah Store
May 08, 2012 in Riptide 2.0
