Photo by Laurie Charles

At least the photobomber in the back didn't ask Delmarys out to Scarlett's.

Listen up, fellas ... Pick-up lines rarely work. Most of the time, they are lame, cliché, and straight-up ridiculous.

That also means it takes a lot of courage (or several brewskies) to go up to an attractive lady at a bar and ask her if "it hurt when ya fell from heaven." And no, just because she may laugh, it doesn't mean you won her over. She is laughing at you.

To spare you the ridicule, here's a little piece of advice: If you find a woman by the bar, sippin' on a Sam Adams, a simple, "Hey, how are you?" will work a lot better than asking her if she's tired ... 'Cause she's been running through your mind all night.

Here are six of the worst Miami pick-up lines guys, all of which should never ever be used again.

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What does a number-one song and a viral video Internet sensation get you in Miami?

If you're a street-credible DJ and producer, it gets you a sold-out show at Grand Central and a sweaty mess of bodies lovin' ever second of it.

At least, that's how it worked out for Baauer on Saturday night, as he returned to the GC stage. But this time, he was the reigning Billboard champ and headlining his own show.

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Work it hard with Trinidad James.

Everyone's 'bout to get long-weekend wild.

It's almost Memorial Day in Miami. There are way too many megaclub and nudie bar parties. But "yeah, yeah, uh," we're still gonna attend 'em all.

As Mr. Trinidad says: "Got new shoes, got new clothes ... We got bad bitches and a ton of brew."

It's work-it-hard time. Just check the cut for Crossfade's party guide to Memorial Day weekend 2013 in Miami.

Yngwie Malmsteen via Facebook.com/YngwieMalmsteenMusic

Get your rock on with Yngwie Malmsteen.

It's Monday, and although it may feel like the end of the world, here are a few things to cheer you up.

El Heat made it to round three of the playoffs. Memorial Day is exactly one week from today, which means we'll have an extra day to party our asses off. And there are plenty of good concerts happening all week, from EDM to killer guitar arpeggios to reggae.

Here are Crossfade's five best concerts in Miami this week.

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It's a myth that all breakups are messy.

Just take Hialeah power-pop band Radioboxer, who announced a surprisingly amicable split last month.

"We are kind of disappointed to say there is not a scandalous reason for this decision," the four-member outfit admitted in its official goodbye letter to fans and friends.

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It seems strange, but in almost ten years of record releases and world tours, Bloc Party had never played Miami until last night.

A celebration was in order, so Absolut vodka teamed up with artist Agustina Woodgate to transform Soho Studios into an interactive wonderland of booze, rainbows and great tunes. It was called Absolut X, and much hashtagging was encouraged.

It was a great party, apparently so great you had to show up an hour and a half early just to make it in.

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-Absolut X Miami with Bloc Party at Soho Studios: The 70-Photo Slideshow

Photo by Brantley Gutierrez

"50 concerts, 50 states, one day" ...

Just a couple of weeks ago, we here at Crossfade announced that Bud Light Music First tour would be coming to Miami.

Other cities had already gotten their headliners, including Kendrick Lamar and The Hold Steady, for "Bud Light Music First's grand finale, 50/50/1." And 'cause this is the 305 (and you know, ""¡Ya Se Armó!"), we predicted that Pitbull would be headlining the SoFla show.

But surprise! We're getting Canadian indie-pop crew Metric!

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-Bud Light Music First Tour's "50 Concerts, 50 States, 1 Day" Coming to Miami

Get your heart beatin' like a stereo with Gym Class Heroes.

If you're anything like the average American, you spend at least 40 hours a week slaving away in a cubicle.

Yep, you work hard. But chances are you play even harder. And you friggin' deserve it. The good news is you don't have to blow all your hard-earned cash on beer, parties, and debauchery. All you need is ten bucks.

Here are Crossfade's ten best music-related things to do under $10 this weekend.

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-Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week
-Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

Mr. Pauer

Whose ears are ready for some nostalgic noms? Starting tonight, The Garret at Grand Central will be serving up a heaping hot monthly portion of bass and funk, spruced up to perfection with some Latin spices. It's going to be muy picante. It's going to be Sabrosura!

The new party from Poplife kicks off with no cover and all the sexy vibes you can stand, not to mention Mike Deuce and Mr. Pauer, who'll be bringing a special blend of sonic flavors.

We spoke with Pauer to get 411.

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Photo by Ian Witlen

Bumrush the bank, beat freaks.

Because Ultra Music Festival has just announced that tickets for the 2014 edition of its annual uhntz-uhntz-ing extravaganza will be going on sale in exactly 7350 minutes!

Oh, and obviously "festival organizers expect 2014 to be the fastest sell out in the event's history."

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