Like a quartet of massive underwater explosions, the next four nights of
REV Miami's 420 Fest carry enough combined payload (80 bands total!) that a tsunami of awesome noise looks inevitable. And after Thursday's pre-festival Kickoff Party at Black Sheep Bar--superpacked with local weirdos such as
Oceanaire,
Dyslexic Postcards, and
Xela Zaid--anyone still on the beach needs to immediately seek higher ground or risk being swept away like so much flotsam. But our bit of reckless advice: surf out to sea and revel in the enormity of this fast-rising monster wave because, wherever you hide, sea change is coming ashore.
Day 1: Tonight--Friday, April 17
In a failed attempt to start slow, 420's
Indie Edition at White Room (1306 N. Miami Ave., Miami) will showcase twenty-seven bands swamping the stage. And even though the party gets going around 8:30 p.m.--meaning
right now--you could head out at an ultra-leisurely pace and still catch
MadMartigan,
Astari Nite,
Ex Norwegian,
Call It Radar,
Fireside Social,
Killer Moon, plus a plunder-load more.
Day 2: Saturday, April 18
With 305-area rappers
Garcia,
Omniscient, and
Lex One--among others--tossing off rhymes and detonating booty-blasting basslines, the
Hip-Hop Edition is 420's lone clubbanger. Show up to Black Sheep Bar (721 N. Lincoln Lane, Miami Beach) at 8 p.m. and make sure to get your fill of the street shit. It could all be ocean floor by festival's end ...
Day 3: Sunday, April 19
In a nod to the forefathers of evil tunage, the
Metal & Punk Edition takes over the Sunday Sabbath at PS14 (28 NE 14th St., Miami) as soon as the sun goes down. From 9 p.m. until the next morning, descend into a dark watery grave alongside
Hate Machine,
Dissever,
Vultures are Wolves,
Murderous Ambition,
Paralysis, and hordes more.
Day 4: Monday, April 20
The 420 Fest returns for a second consecutive and final night at PS14 with their
BBQ Smokeout! Starting at 8:30 p.m., a cluster of reggae bands--like
Coppa Stone,
Spread the Dub, and
Don Sha--will try to maintain a relaxed vibe on the back patio. But danger reigns on the main stage with high-octane shows by
ArtOfficial,
King Bee, and
Boy Prostitute. So now can you feel that tsunami cresting?