Jacuzzi Boys Make Buddyhead's "Best and Worst Records of 2009"
"Florida totally fucking sucks. Sorry if you live there (really, we are), but it's neck-n-neck with TexASS as the worst state in the union. And musically, not a whole lot of good shit has come out of the state where midwestern fuckheads go to die and bake in the sun. "Alright, well, now that Buddyhead's Travis Keller has gotten that out of the way, he goes on to proclaim the Boys as saviors of the whole state, and in garage-rock circles, says they've even outdone the Black Lips. Serious praise from a site that doesn't dole out too much of it. Read the whole blurb here.
While you're at it, check out the worst albums list, in which Keller deliciously tears a new one for the two groups that in 2k9 represented the absolute nadir of the Warped/MySpace generation: Brokencyde and Millionaires. A sample: "This band's terrorism-justifying sound is an amalgam of every terrible thing that's happened in music since the late'90s." Couldn't have put it better myself.