This Week's New Times Broward-Palm Beach Split the Uprights

​Just a few items we tackled in this week's New Times Broward-Palm Beach print edition.

In Music: Pitbull is throwing a party on Sunday. Carnaval Miami and Calle Ocho's guest list includes T-Pain, Flo Rida, Sean Paul, Spam Allstars and a million or so of their closest friends. Someone was also gonna throw a party featuring Drake, but no one told Drake.

News: A must-read about the Lingerie Football League's Miami Caliente. Some guy who's not Fidel Castro, but is named Fidel Castro.

Food: El Guanaco Taqueria has "fluffy pupusas larded with stringy cheese, crispy fried tostones, and pollo à la plancha smothered with a rustic sofrito of tomatoes, onions, and peppers." (!)

Night Watch: The Wreck Bar returns: "I'm sorry -- you appear to be wet. Is it safe to conclude that you are a mermaid?"

Calendar: Nelly and Bow Wow will battle... on the basketball court, Churchill's own Dave Daniels celebrates 50 years in the music biz, some rednecks tell some redneck jokes, The Dumb Waiter at Nova, Vagina Monologues at Miniaci, Miami Film Festival, and there's some Irish holiday coming up.