Jersey Shore Not Welcomed at Mansion

If Emanuel soon is elected Chicago mayor, he can give new meaning to phrase 'swearing-in rite.'

I liked the attitude of the Jersy Shore crowd. I think they belong in any dance club. I mean that is what dance clubs are for to dance not stand around like idiots.

Randomly stumbled on this and I have to pay my respects, you people are crazy, Mansion packs pretty much every night it's open and it usually for of 75% locals what's wrong with hot girls getting in first don't you go to the club to meet them? All the douche-bags are downtown. Never had a problem with any of the Opium Group clubs and I'm not rich, all the models go to Louis, Set & Mokai try them out if you've never been great places. Have to agree though yes the Jersey Shore are a waste of money but saying they have no entertainment at Mansion because of one night? What about Kaskade or David Guetta or Snoop Dogg's concert set or Afrojack or Deadmau5's show or Oscar's huge live show and the residents are the best local DJ's hands down ask any DJ they'll agree?! Gerry Kelly is a great guy though no doubt about that Level, Karu & MI VI miss those places... That site thedirty although entertaining is not cool at all at least 5 people I'm really good friends with have recently been added to that sight, karma will get that guy.& LA is and will always be great as well.P.S. I never pay to park meters are free after midnight and just in case I'm missing something but last time I went all the girls got in with me free and it was after 12 and think the combined total of like 16 of us spent about 2000 at the bar...Idk I must live in a Miami in an alternate reality...Automatic Slims is dope though rock on!!!

I remember when Mansion was kind of cool. Actually no, that's when it was Level. I can't think of a single local that goes there. You'd actually have a better time across the street at Automatic Slims.

Please people! South Beach is ridiculous as far as nightlife goes. With the monopoly that exists as the supposed "high end" or "trendy" spots, to the over the top cover charges and bottle service. Has anyone stopped to think that South Beach is overdone? The super-clubs like Mansion are so huge that they have to let in anyone to fill teh place up. How many "high end, young professionals" can you cram in week after week in the same spot?

Listen, the models left South Beach years ago. No one cares to pay 25-$50 to PARK and then spend $600-$2000 just to dance and have a few cocktails. We are killing our own industry here and driving away the tourist dollars. By championing the "Jersey Shorers" we are simply perpetuating what is ruining our own city.

As for the clubs and their so-called "celebrity: hosts...something has to be said when an establishment like Mansion pays someone like Jwwow or Snooky thousands of dollars to show up, get trashed and show off their orange tans.

What happened to the days when clubs would invest in ENTERTAINMENT? Remember when Mansion was LEVEL and Gerry Kelly invested in shows? Now we pay to get in and see JWwow- What a bunch of BS. This is our society. Trends are fine- as fashion is part of the patchwork of our society. But when do we stop giving so much importance to reality TV that is not real at all? When do we value our hard earned money and stop supporting venues that do not appreciate us as patrons?

We have succumbed to becoming a very passive people who are easily satisfied by idiots prancing around calling themselves "talented." We are giving too much power to the wrong individuals.

Can we just take a step back and remember this is MIAMI- known for beauty, fashion, real estate, so much more- in case everyone forgot...

Leave that people along! Miami is huge and is many clubs out there who cares about mansion that place is stupid and full of loooosers!

The funny thing is? The three times I've been to South Beach, Miami, I met a slew of people from New York and Jersey every time. A few weren't douche bags or skanks, but the stereotype is there for a reason.

Travel about 4 blocks north (to 17th), and there's a club where they basically don't let anyone in.

The way it works is they let HOT girls in around 11:00 ($30 cover), and then until 2am, it's only girls in the club. Then the high-rollers come in, trypically required to get a table (table = $400 bottle of $30-vodka & 1-2 cute girls). Wouldn't be surprised if there was sex-slavary back there.

The best places to chill at night (IMO) have either a $5 cover, or no cover at all (Mangos, Delanos, etc).

Except I'm kinda over Miami... Cali seems a lot better.

um...how about Nik Richie is not welcome in Miami. That guy has a world of bad karma coming to him. Go back to Scottsdale!

Hahaha that is BRILLIANT! Get them out of our city!

Let's just film them in Italy where the people there make fun of them for being douches. That way, actual Italians could finally clear their name. I've hung out with some guys from the Italian Navy that were pale and had epic beards. They would probably take The Situation out in a dark alley and stab him multiple times.

mansion is still open? that place is tacky as fuck. full of scumbags.

vanessa you ARE the jersey shore.

you superificial, mindless people will all burn in hell and you will be wearing tacky bedazzled shirts.

how ironic.any local knows that opium group is a group of douchebags catering to even bigger douchebags.

Vanessa why, oh why, on earth would you ostracize the demographic that your club thrives on? These Jersey Shore types call Miami home and frequent your club on a nightly basis. The Opiums, Mansions, MIAs, and other VIP-driven clubs in our city are home to Ed Hardy-sporting, faux-hawk sporting, "built" guidos/guidettes, etc. and it seems WAY hypocritical of you to hang your hat on that lame Cavaricci excuse. It's these douches that actually care about VIP bottle service that keep your club in business. You might as well let them in because frankly, the rest of us equate establishments like yours with the Jersey Shore image. Get over yourself and dust off those ZC's. You're in Jersey Shore central and you didn't even know it.

"Why would I want to help a show on TV that promotes everything that is wrong with society"

This is absolutely fantastic. I cant stand the jackasses on that show because its so wrong. So wrong in so many ways.

F*ck MTV.

-Bella

UHHH they give NJ such a bad name ><

Oh and btw South Beach is full of "Jersey Shore" like people

The Dirty.com is the gayest site out there.

They can't touch http://bit.ly/aHpIeM

vanessa menkes,

go back to taxachussettes!

I remember when locals used to go Mansion too. It was really cool about 5 years ago.

Cavaricci? You kids are so young. I was thinking Fiorucci! Oy...

By the way, Vanessa you are "smoking"..

@Duran...Punk..Was going to correct..Sapingo.

@R.M.: Your dumbass is wrong. Cavariccis makes women's clothing to this very day. Do your own research next time before leave dumbass comments.

Yeah, you imbecible Cavaricis were for "guys". Do some research next time.

i didnt say i used to WEAR cavarricis, i just said i used to think they were cool... we didnt have access to cavariccis in wellesley massachusettes in 1990!