Drake's Big Booty Birthday Bonanza at King of Diamonds Tonight
Well ... Born exactly 24 years ago on October 24, 1986, rapper-singer-actor Aubrey Drake Graham has already sucked face with Ms. Harajuku Barbie (Maybe? Probably? Perhaps?) and scored the snappy moniker "Drizzy." So when he and host Birdman hit up King of Diamonds in approximately five hours for full friction and hard liquor, the boy shall become a man.
|King of Diamonds: Candlelight and luxe, red-leather couches.|
Ridiculous, indeed. But that's not all. You can also expect "50,000 square feet of FULL NUDITY ... FULL FRICTION ... and FULL LIQUOR LICENSE" and "a provocative roster of over 300 dancers from all different nationalities."
|Exactly 0.66 percent of King of Diamonds' "provocative roster of over 300 dancers from all different nationalities."|
Happy Birthday, Drizzy. Enjoy the bangers, boobies, booze, barbering, and balling.
Drizzy Drake's Birthday Celebration. Hosted by Birdman. Sunday, October 24. King of Diamonds, 950 NE Second Ave., Miami. The party starts at 9 p.m. and tickets cost $20 and up at the door.Call 305-999-9500 or visit kodmiami.com.