Party With Afrobeta and Get Drunk for Free at Scope Miami's Night Event
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|Afrobeta's Cuci Amador is good for the party.|
Alcohol intoxication is fun. However, getting drunk is literally equivalent to drowning your brain in booze. The lesson: What's bad for your body is good for the party.
A little less detrimental to your amygdala's good health, but equally conducive to good times ... Happy dancing music. Sure, you could bop or headbang too hard. But otherwise, this stuff is totally safe.
Score a bit of both things this Thursday at Scope Miami's Night Event. There will be free Stoli Vodka and tons of tuneage from Afrobeta, Gamelatron, Ess & Emm, and four more.
See the cut for the full band and DJ lineup -- plus drunk remixes!
Drunk remix! The Do You Party? made with two shots of vodka, half-can of Red Bull, and a couple of carefully crushed mystery pills.
Drunk remix! The Tron Gong made with two shots of vodka and soursop juice over dry ice, poured and served by a robot butler named Putu.
Drunk remix! The Sweaty Skiier made with three shots of vodka, shaved ice, two teaspoons lemon juice, and two teaspoons sugar.
Drunk remix! The Hardcore Dancefloor made with equal parts vodka, triple sec, lime juice, and girl spit.
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Drunk remix! The Frozen Blowjob made with three shots of vodka, a fistful of hotel ice cubes, and two spoons of top-shelf albino bitch.
Drunk remix! The Magick Dancer made with one-third cup vodka, one-third cup absinthe, and one-third cup blood of virgins. The last ingredient must be voluntarily donated, of course.
Afrobeta with Gamelatron with Zemi 17, Ess & Emm, Danny Daze, Mike Deuce, and DJ Healer. Thursday, December 2. Charcoal Studio side-entrance, 60 NW 22nd St., Miami. The party starts at 7 p.m. and admission is free with RSVP or $10 at the door. Visit artistswanted.org/scope.