Afrobeta Was Awesome But the Stoli Sucked at Scope Miami's Night Event

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Afrobeta's Cuci Amador is better than Stoli.

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There have been some unhappy grumblings in Crossfade's comments section in regard to last night's Scope Miami Night Event at Charcoal Studios. For one, Ted Jusko says: "Ha! what a joke - got 2 stoli drinks at bar last night..$19..! hardly any art on display.. nice trap a$$holes." And then Omar echoes: "Ted you totally beat me to the punch! Afrobeta played a great set but this event SUCKED! Horrible organization and overpriced drinks! FREE BOOZE?!? My ASS!"

OK, well, boo to Stoli Vodka. But yay to Afrobeta, the hometown DJs, and that crazy robotic gamelan orchestra. You can't hate on the music just 'cause the booze sucked.

Plus, the party people in Crossfade's photos look like they're having tons of fun. So it couldn't have been all bad, right?

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There are some people who love to party. And then there are others who love to look like a party. This dude is option two. You can call him Sir Goof.

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Now here's the female version. The difference: Somehow girls can get with being both goofy and hot. Let's just chalk it up to chromosomal magic.

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His big plan: Rock out to some awesome jams and then go mining for precious metals in the parking lot.

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We can only assume she's texting her friend, all flustered: "WTF? When in bejeezus did I turn into a sexy grandma? Ugh. But creepy thing ... The menfolk won't leave me alone."

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This is what Miami Vice would've looked like if it grew dreads (or an afro) and aired on late-night Showtime after Beach Heat. Rated: Boobs!

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And finally, there were Tony and Cuci, who totally kicked ass, even if the crowd wasn't drunk.

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