Britney Spears Is Back! Femme Fatale! North American Tour! Miami Gig July 22!

Brit is back, bitches.

​OK, so we're not really that excited about Britney Spears's hot new album Femme Fatale. Or her 11-city North American tour. Or even her local gig at the American Airlines Arena. The multiple exclamation points were gratuitous and cheap.

But when a former pop tart goes bonkers, flashes crotch at the papparazzi, shaves her head, screams at strangers, and appears to be headed for a private asylum in the catacombs of Orlando, you begin to suspect that her career is deader than Walt Disney.

Yet lo, Brit's regrown her long gold locks and emerged from retirement. (Uh, she was retired, right?) So even if you're not a salivating fan, this is a thing to behold.

See the cut for Britney Spears's full Femme Fatale tour schedule.

Britney Spears's Femme Fatale Tour Schedule

July 20 Amway Center, Orlando, FL
July 22 American Airlines Arena, Miami, FL
July 26 Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
July 28 Palace of Auburn Hills, Detroit, MI
July 30 Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
July 31 Verizon Center, Washington, DC
August 2 Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, NJ
August 5 Izod Center, East Rutherford, NJ
August 8 TD Garden, Boston, MA
August 11 Bell Centre, Montreal, QC
August 13 Air Canada Centre, Toronto, ON

Britney Spears. Friday, July 22. American Airlines Arena, 601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. Call 786-777-1000 or visit aaarena.com.

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