Deco Drive's Louis Aguirre Isn't Funny and Neither Is His New Rebecca Black Parody

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Louis Aguirre is laughing. We aren't.
We here at Crossfade have done extensive scientific research, compiled the stats, and our report on the correlation between photogenic faces and funniness is ready.

The conclusion: Good-looking people with nice tans and beautiful hair are never ever fucking funny. Especially Louis Aguirre.

For proof, see the cut and sit through the Deco Drive anchor's new Rebecca Black parody called "Soup Girl." According to co-producer Split Pea: "It's about a guy who impresses the ladies with his mammoth soup collection."

You'll love it if you're good looking. Or, if you just hate laughter.



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Peppy3000
Peppy3000

It's amazing at the amount of CRAP that we are subjected to when you want to see what's going on in the entertainment world.  The Music World used to recognize past artists and their achievements in what they represented....being Musicians. But today in the 'me, me, me' Attitude World that the 'pop' (or is it poop?) stars are portraying, it's no wonder that the Music Industry has nothing to offer but....'poop.' I gave up on WSVN a few years back when they decided that "American Idiots" needed to be in the 'News segment' time slot every half hour compared to i.e.- more people losing their homes, out of work, etc. When Louis Aguirre first came on WSVN some years ago, I thought OK, let's see what he's all about. But his latest VID shows him in his true colors. This 40 something Louis, and 40 something Lynn Martinez and sometimes Belkys Nerey ( which is not saying much either ) all portray a 2nd grade mentalityto the camera. All of them need to accept that they are no longer 'tweens.' Their over sweet saccharin coated (I know EVERYTHING about entertainment attitude) personalities no longer fool most of the audience. Deco Drive (or is it Disco Drive?) needs a TOTAL Overhaul.

JJ
JJ

He's an idiot, he ruined Deco Drive. Plus the put him as the "American Idol Insider" on WSVN news, most of the time he hasn't a clue what he is talking about. I heard somewhere he used to be an actor on a soap opera, surprises me because he can't act, he tries to act macho but it comes accross really weird on camera, I hope he moves out of the area so we don't have to see him anymore, like that guy who went to CNN, Ricky something or other, Cuban guy!

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zhenglishu

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stevo
stevo

um... it's not a rebecca black parody.

Sean Pajot
Sean Pajot

Agreed. But the producers claim to be parodying Rebecca Black. So ... Yeah?

Yomamama
Yomamama

Good looking people with nice tans and good hair that ARE funny: David hasslehof, Charlie Sheen, etc y'all r wrong on this.

Lindadee41
Lindadee41

You're an ass, what do you know about what is funny and what's not..

Sean Pajot
Sean Pajot

I am an ass. And that is precisely why I am expert on the funniness of photogenic faces.

Lindadee41
Lindadee41

Well since your article is called "Talking Shit", that's what's you're doing, we should take your opinion for the shit it is.

All_sabrina
All_sabrina

shame shame! I think louis is great! I want him to have my baby!

Sean Pajot
Sean Pajot

I agree that Louis should have your unfunny, good-looking baby. Follow your dreams.

LeveL
LeveL

Purgatory Comedy.

Sean Pajot
Sean Pajot

Purgatory is more fun. There's less soup.

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