Five Reasons Steve Angello Should Move to Miami and Become Our Full-Time Lover

​Miami is totally obsessed with Steve Angello. And obviously, the Swedish House Mafia member and Size Records label boss loves us back.

How can we tell? Well, Stevie dropped the first hint when he and his fellow Mafia men -- Axwell and Sebastian Ingrosso -- co-dedicated a song to us. It's called "Miami 2 Ibiza" and the entire world's been banging its brains out to that beat for the last year.

Plus, there are the explicit postcards from Dubai, Tokyo, and other exotic locales, the late-night phone sex, and the fact that he's been making private plane trips to MIA almost every other weekend since Miami Music Week for booty calls and club gigs.

Now, just to prove that this romance isn't one-sided, here are five reasons Stevie should drop the long-distance bullshit, move to Miami right fucking now, and become our full-time lover.

Ibiza ... She ain't got nothing on us.

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5. We're way better than that Ibiza bitch.

Photo by rukes.com via facebook.com/steveangello

Stevie really appreciates a quality confetti canon.

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4. Our SoBe condo comes equipped with a custom confetti canon.

Stevie doesn't need the little blue pill. We do.

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3. We've got a Colombian doctor who's hooked up a Viagra prescription with endless refills.

Miami is the proud owner of a beautiful C-cup bust.

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2. Our boob job is awesome.

Stop dancing and enter the love pod.

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1. We will never stop dancing unless it's time to take off our clothes and go to bed.

So, Stevie ... Deal?

Steve Angello with Mednas. Friday, May 6, at LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. The party starts at 11 p.m. and tickets cost cost $125 via wantickets.com. Call 305-674-4680 or visit livnightclub.com.

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