Celebrate Osama Bin Laden's Death Tonight With King of Diamonds' Big-Booty Strippers

Unless you've been holed up in a $1 million dollar compound without phone, internet, or cable service, you've heard the news ... Osama bin Laden is dead.

Yesterday, the mass-murdering founder of Al Qaeda, Most Wanted Man in the Universe, facial-hair aficionado, evil millionaire, and general asshole was shot through the eye and killed during a firefight with US military and CIA in Abbottabad, Pakistan.

Undoubtedly, as President Obama said: "The death of Bin Laden marks the most significant achievement to date in our nation's effort to defeat Al Qaeda." And it demands a gigantic fucking party.

But while we could always gather outside the White House to sing "The Star Spangled Banner" a couple hundred times, here's a better idea ... Let's mark Osama's demise by toasting some Cristal and making it rain at Miami's best strip club, King of Diamonds.

See the cut for KOD's official Death of Osama Bin Laden Celebration Party flyer, featuring the bearded one flanked by a pair of half-naked non-virgins.


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King of Diamonds

17800 NE 5th Ave., Miami, FL

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America disgusts me. Thoroughly.


And by establoshment, of course I mean establishment. Oh, the irony.


I would expect nothing more than for a place championing the death of someone to not even know how to spell the name of their own establoshment. GenTELmen's Club???

Existential Psychobabble
Existential Psychobabble

Ugh. This is both tasteless and telling. A truly vulgar display of vapidity. Save your money for paying your debt or feeding your kids.

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south beach

This is awesome !!! KOD all day Yeahhhhh lol Death Osama celebration !!!!

Edgar Gunness
Edgar Gunness

LOVE THIS ARTICLE! lmao Blunt, witty and in your face all at the same time! And I am kind of interested in going to KOD tonight just to see the foolishness that is going to take place!! loll

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