|Step away from the mike, housewife! Step away from the mike!|
Being a talentless human turd with absolutely no sense of shame is one of the key prerequisites for any wannabe "reality TV star."
And while The Real Housewives of DC
may have been canceled, Michaele Salahi
, and a turd
. She also has absolutely no sense of shame, as she's proven time and again by pulling desperate, brain-dead, attention-seeking antics like gatecrashing the White House state dinner with her doofus hubby Tareq
and getting kicked off the cast of Celebrity Rehab for not actually being addicted to anything
other than her own pseudo-celebrity stank.
In short, Mrs. Salahi's got all the making of a major superstar! And now she's released a club single called "Bump It," which debuted Friday on NBC Miami
. She walks. She talks. She sucks. See the cut for the terrible video and excruciatingly stupid lyrics.