Real Housewives of DC's Michaele Salahi Drops "Bump It," the Worst Sing-Talk Trash in History

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Step away from the mike, housewife! Step away from the mike!
Being a talentless human turd with absolutely no sense of shame is one of the key prerequisites for any wannabe "reality TV star."

And while The Real Housewives of DC may have been canceled, Michaele Salahi remains talentless, human, and a turd. She also has absolutely no sense of shame, as she's proven time and again by pulling desperate, brain-dead, attention-seeking antics like gatecrashing the White House state dinner with her doofus hubby Tareq and getting kicked off the cast of Celebrity Rehab for not actually being addicted to anything other than her own pseudo-celebrity stank.

In short, Mrs. Salahi's got all the making of a major superstar! And now she's released a club single called "Bump It," which debuted Friday on NBC Miami. She walks. She talks. She sucks. See the cut for the terrible video and excruciatingly stupid lyrics.



Michaele Salahi's "Bump It"

I'm so hot and, like, you're so not
Speakers on blast, let the techno rock
Everybody in the club, make your way to the front
Rhythm is the bass that will make the crowd jump

Bump it!

RJ Starr [Random rapper]
B-b-b-bump!
Gonna get real low like hump
That's my girl Salahi
Yeah, you so flossy

Salahi
Rhythm is the bass

Starr
Bump it!

Salahi
Rhythm is the bass

Starr
Bump it!

Salahi
Rhythm is the bass that will make the crowd jump

Starr
Bump it!

Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?
Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?
Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?
'Cause I'm alone on the dancefloor

Tonight!
When the clock strikes midnight
We will party like an animal, animal
Release me from my cage
I'll be alone on center stage
I'm an animal, animal

This beat is crazy, I can't contain it, it's electronic
The club is rockin', bottles poppin', I'm a danceaholic
I came to party hard and do what I do
My main objective is to be the hottest girl in the room

I'm so hot and, like, you're so not
Speakers on blast, let the techno rock
Everybody in the club, make your way to the front
Rhythm is the bass that will make the crowd jump

Bump it!

Starr
G-g-g-get it, girl, let's make this hot
I'm about to explain, just one more shot
Let's do it how we do it, if you ain't forgot
RJ Starr and Salahi

Salahi
Rhythm is the bass

Starr
Bump it!

Salahi
Rhythm is the bass

Starr
Bump it!

Salahi
Rhythm is the bass that will make the crowd jump

Starr
Bump it!

Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?
Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?
Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?
'Cause I'm alone on the dancefloor

Tonight!
When the clock strikes midnight
We will party like an animal, animal
Release me from my cage
I'll be alone on center stage
I'm an animal, animal

Turn up the bass, bumpin' loud, time to get it started
Just tell the DJ, kill the lights, the beat is callin'
I came to party hard and do what I do
My main objective is to be the hottest girl in the room

When the stars align and there's a full room
We will come alive and party all night
[Unintelligible drivel]
I'm so caught up in the rhythm
The music feels like a prison
Release me, it's time to awken
The night, night, night

Bump it!
Bump it!
Bump it!
Bump it!
Bump it!
Bump it!
Bump it!
Bump it!

I party like an animal!

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5 comments
Julian Munoz
Julian Munoz

How did NBC Miami manage to get such a scoop?! lol

JackholeDiary
JackholeDiary

LMAO "The music feels like a prison" the prison is actually supposed to be  prism but your version does actually relate better to the con artist they are. Cheers!

Fernando Perdomo
Fernando Perdomo

As a musician who has performed on NBC 6 twice.. this is ridiculously offensive. When I performed with Chloe Dolandis and Kingsley and Perdomo .. we rehearsed our asses off for live tv.. this is obviously a joke and I would like to say THIS HAS TO STOP .. put local talent on Miami TV and Radio.. not this shit .. if you want real perforces from NBC 6  check these outJahfehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v...SJhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Chloe Dolandishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Kingsley and Perdomohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Sirens and Sealions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...The Big Bouncehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Julian Marleyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

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