Beyonce, Chris Bosh, and Three Other Secret Celebrity Juggalos

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Are you down with the clown?
​​The Insane Clown Posse is the most successful DIY b(r)and in the history of independent music. They move merch like bona fide hustlers, tour like Black Flag in the '80s and serve as the centerpiece of a million-dollar Dark Carnival of spin-off artists and related projects, not to mention the annual, constantly expanding Gathering of the Juggalos.

Along the way, I.C.P. has assembled a stable of mainstream celebrities as Dark Carnies. Up to now the allegiances have been predictable: Vanilla Ice has been a nu-metal bro -- a mainstream cousin of the Juggalo -- for some time. And everyone knows Ice Cube will do anything for a buck.

But Charlie Sheen's declaration that he's so down with the clown that he'll be MCing this summer's Gathering got Crossfade wondering: Who else is a secret celebrity juggalo?

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5. Beyonce
We know Beyonce's hubby Jay-Z dabbles in the doings of the Illuminati, so it's safe to assume that hip-hop's royal couple appreciate the camaraderie of secret societies. Plus, Beyonce could bring a little class to the celebrity Juggalo circuit. We all remember what happened to Tila Tequila at last year's Gathering, but that was Tila Tequila. This is Beyonce. Queen Bee could instill young Jugalettes with some 21st-century girl power.

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4. Chris Bosh 
There was a lot of talk this past season about whether Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh was living up to his Big Three hype. Not to mention the off-the-court talk surrounding LeBron and Wade's disdain for their teammate. Well, what the Miami Heat doesn't want you to know is that Chris Bosh will "always have the Juggalos [and he'll] never give a second to them other hoes."

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3. RuPaul
Juggalo drag queens are the true final frontier. In fact, RuPaul should run for President in 2012 with Violent Jay and Shaggy2Dope as joint VPs. Can you imagine To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar if Swayze, Snipes and Leguizamo were voguing Juggalos?


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2. Steve Aoki 
Steve Aoki sprays naked women with a champagne firehose almost nightly. But deep down, he wishes it was Faygo.




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1. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Even though Ruth Bader Ginsburg is Crossfade's favorite Supreme Court Justice, we nearly defriended her for constantly tweeting about how excited she is for this year's Gathering of the Juggalos, especially because Mick Foley is going to be there and Cactus Jack was her favorite wrestler.

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ja123cq456ues
ja123cq456ues

fuck anything thats not scrubbish and clown lovishhh. we make being poor looking good. u know cuz were fine with it.. were down for our family becase they are way too many haters rapers and fakers..

this world needs something positive. it needs juggalos. and im eternaly gratefull to be tatted hatchetman for life. and to call myself a juggalo.. u norm peeps are scared but if  juggalos were what everyone said we were. dont u think we would of taking over this planet and booted u other mother fuckers to the moon..  7.8billion humans on earth. i bett theres alot more juggalos/lettes then u think. one day it will either be a religion or faith. either way its family. no matter where i go no matter what happens negitive or positive ill always have family that gots my back and i fucking love it.   its a great fucking feeling thats why peeps want in. well whatsupthen. do u have the mindset. will u go out of u way to help someone in need if presented with that situation. juggalos= global networking aka black market status..on a individual basis. yea if i was a goverment id be labeln muthafukles too. im rift and i have the mindset i have made people relize there clowns to. by there mindset.. this is for all u los who are really down.  juggalos tend to pull crazy shyt off. one day a little kid will ask there parents whats a juggalo. and right then in there everything stops everyone looks up i mean everyone and the parents say these are juggalos. zen aspect. the mayans said we were coming in to the golden age a time of great change. a enlightenment. juggalos try to do postive i know were all human and everyone has there demons but please take the fakes out.. fakes= people who say there juggalos who are pediphiles or rapist. i dont care they arent los to me. fuck that noise. its my mission to pass this knoledge to every one i meet. im the nicest person i know. always kind curtious but i get shyt cuz i have the hatchet man on my forarm. very visble. and i get judge negitivly because of the rappn fools robbers chomos that call themself juggalos.

thats why im the complete opposite of the negitive image peeps percieve us to be.. i hope theres more like me. fuck that i know there are. see u fuckers in 20 years when we finally finish this mission. humans are all 99.9 percent related. did u know that. i have 7.8billion family members and i know atleast a third of that call themself juggalos.

SPONGE509BOB
SPONGE509BOB

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD THAT THE GUY WHO PLAYS JASON IN THE FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIES IS A JUGGALO AND SAME WITH SLASH

SPONGE509BOB
SPONGE509BOB

1 MORE THING ICP IS MAINSTREAM NOW THEY R EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK AND ALL ABOUT THE MONEY I DESPISE WHAT PSYCHOPATHIC IS ABOUT AND HAS TURNED INTO BUT I DONT BLAME THEM I GUESS THEY GOTTA KEEP THE CARNIVAL ALIVE AND MAKIN THAT FEDDY WHATEVER WAYS POSSIBLE.

SPONGE509BOB
SPONGE509BOB

ALL YALL R ***** STUPID EDUCATE YOURSELF FROM THE WORDS OF J HIMSELF "A JUGGALO IS SELF PROCLAIMED" THEREFORE IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A JUGGALO/LETTE THAN YOU ARE. NO MATTER WHAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU DISAGREE WITH IT OR WHO SAYS THEY ARE. THATS JUST HOW IT IS DEAL WITH IT OR TAKE IT UP WITH THE BOYS YOURSELF.

Head HurtzMusic
Head HurtzMusic

The best thing about GOTJ is that you also get to see some of the best up and coming acts in the genre. Check out "The Oddfellaz" from Head Hurtz Music. They are going to be on the Second Stage on Saturday at 5:30pm.

Check out a preview!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Jeremy Steelman
Jeremy Steelman

oh, and fuck steve aoki whoever the fuck thats sapose to be

Rick Hatcher
Rick Hatcher

I know that just becuse your a star dont make u a scrub now THanks to my homey Charlie Sheen Whoop! Whoop! they cant beat us so they had to join us

Matthew Walter Frost
Matthew Walter Frost

When I hear "Family" I think of love and what are we? A Juggalo FAMILY, we love our music, we love to party, and we love one another. I don't know about the rest of you juggalos out there but if you can only love someone if they come from a certain place, or have a certain thing, then your not someone I want in my family anyhow. I'm not a juggalo because of the clowns themselves I'm a juggalo because of what the clowns taught me through the music they make.

Kasey MoonChild O'Neal
Kasey MoonChild O'Neal

Thats some funny shit right there but i agree with that guy anyone can be a juggalo mainstream or not who gives a shit

miss-tery JRB lette
miss-tery JRB lette

fuck that im sick of all these mainstream artists & the fucking paparazzi thinking that they can just add anyone into the underground & start calling them juggalos. you dont just become a juggalo over night 1st of all, 2nd we dont want that shit in our underground (meaning mainstream artists that just wanna go underground so they can make more money, etc) FUCK YOU MAINSTREAM KEEP THAT BULLSHIT NOISE TOO YOURSELF!!!!!! were STRICTLY UNDERGROUND & THATS THE WAY ITS GOING TOO STAY!!!!  i ride underground & ill NEVER be mainstream period so everyone needs too get the fact that you CANT change us!!!!! not too mention the fact that people like beyonce & jay z's lame asses couldnt be juggalos/lettes in the 1st place cause they have NO FUCKING CLUE what it means too ACTUALLY BE DOWN.......NOBODY MAINSTREAM WILL EVER GET THAT EITHER PERIOD!!!!!! being a juggalo means WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY MORE than just music itself.....its about FAMILY, getting along with EVERYONE & cutting out all the bullshit ignorant drama etc, its about saying FUCK THE RICH SHIT & not wanting too change being scrubby for anything in the world cause its who we are.....were NOT a gang, cult, or w.e else you wanna call us.....WERE A FAMILY!!!!! i love being apart of the dark carnival, i love having a huge family that ill always see no matter where i go & everyone helping out someone in need, i love it all....its who ive always been & its who ill always be :).....i could go on but itd take forever too type what all ive gotta say so imma just say this......FUCK MAINSTREAM, WHOOP WHOOP MMFWCL4L too all the fam reading this, etc etc etc......im done peace the fuck out!!!!!

Deathhall
Deathhall

i think they are all Juggahos, You Cant be down if every was given to you

Zombie
Zombie

where is the proof?

shadow_lotus
shadow_lotus

Dude if jay z a juggalo den do a track wit da wicked clownz whoop same for beyonce should to whoop whoop

Jrs0123
Jrs0123

what is the point of this?

Drunken_justanotherninja
Drunken_justanotherninja

lmfao, The last one Ruthie, if that were true, I would laugh my a$$ off!! The Rest of them... Ick

Klebstoffy
Klebstoffy

is ruthie b too good for dude love? 

Bloody13
Bloody13

Holy shit balls I have to applaud nd shake your mother fucking hand on that one Homie u are a real ass fucking Lette. U hit every thing perfectly! I'm 21 been down since I was 9 fucking years old nd I know when I hear sum true fucking real family nd u are most definitely one of em keep that hatchet high my fam MMFWCL Whoop Whoop!!

SPPONGE509BOB
SPPONGE509BOB

YESS MAINSTREAM SUX BUT I DONT THINK YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT MEANS TO BE DOWN NOT TALKIN **** U JUST GOTTA LONG WAY TO GO AND SUM THINGS TO LEARN. SUCH AS U SAY ITS MORE THAN THE MUSIC BUT YET THATS ALL YOU TALK ABOUT AND U HATE JAY-Z AND BEYONCE BUT Y "CAUSE OF THE MUSIC" U CONTRADICT YOURSELF. AND GETTING ALOONG WITH EVERYONE UR TALKIN TRASH BOUT 2 ARTIST YOU DONT KNOW OR HAVE NEVER MET. DONT WORRY YOULL FIGURE IT OUT IF YOUR A REAL LETTE AND IT AINT JUST NO PHASE UR GOIN THRU. HOLLA WHOOP WHOOP FAM

SPONGE509BOB
SPONGE509BOB

HUH WHAT R U SAYING? I CANT UNDERSTAND ITS UNEDUCATED PEEPS LIKE U WHO GIVE US A BAD NAME

FangTheClown
FangTheClown

Idiot -- I been down longer then I have memories, and I am have sat and chat (and even smoked) with the clowns, twiztid, abk (never got that chance with blaze) and the kings and all have a similar point of view on what a lo is, just someone who doesnt give a f*ck, got nothing to do with money, how you got it or was given it, or anything like that!!! I believe all these folks (AND MANY MANY MANY more) are los and lettes even if they dont know the word, their attitude lives on!!!

Jeremy Steelman
Jeremy Steelman

Yeah...but what the fuck does Beyonce have to do with juggalos?? I wish they would bring her sexy ass around the gathering...but shes no fuckin juggalo.

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