Charlie Sheen Finally Admits He's A Juggalo

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Try, if you can, to imagine a grosser Burning Man. Not that the annual, drug-fueled New Age neverland orgy isn't gross. It is. But in addition to the week-long, middle-of-nowhere mass discharge of bodily fluids onto crystals, Burning Man also has mind-boggling works of art and provides a unique, thoroughly whimsical, and completely imerrsive experience.

All you get at Gathering of the Juggalos, the signature, four-day festival celebrating the movement surrounding supernasty hip-hop duo Insane Clown Posse, is a bunch of white people lathering their pasty torsos with soda, while wearing clown makeup and pants with legs the circumference of tree trunks, all in the name of Psychopathic brotherhood.

And who better to MC this comraderous, Caligula-inspired occasion, but Charlie Fucking Sheen.

We knew Sheen was on his way to being a full-fledged Juggalo at the first whiff of Tiger Blood. See, Insane Clown Posse built its career on the elaborate lyric-based mythology of The Dark Carnival, a narrative involving drug use, sexual assault, and murder, that, according to The Posse, was really just a giant metaphor for God. Acquaint yourself with the latest wave of Juggalo ideology via the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos Infomercial.



During his now-infamous extended crackup (of which we are currently experiencing a third our fourth round of reverberations as Charlie tries to milk every penny), Sheen developed his own personal mythology -- Winning. And his disdain for Alcoholics Anonymous, particularly via his claims that he cured himself of addiction "with his mind," strikes a strong cord with the anti-science Juggalo contingent.

What remains unanswered is what Sheen's appearance will entail. Will he rap? Will he and Vanilla Ice douse each other in room-temperature Faygo? Most importantly, will he wear face paint?

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InformedJuggalo
InformedJuggalo

I am a Juggalo and i have been since i was 8. I am graduating high-school this year, i have been accepted to full-sail university, and i have a registered I.Q. of 134. Nobody as ignorant as this journalist should have a voice that reaches millions of people. Journalists have an ethical duty to give there readers and unbiased facts, not unfounded, offensive stereotypes. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Head HurtzMusic
Head HurtzMusic

The best thing about GOTJ is that you also get to see some of the best up and coming acts in the genre. Check out "The Oddfellaz" from Head Hurtz Music. They are going to be on the Second Stage on Saturday at 5:30pm.

Check out a preview!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

nthisrain
nthisrain

Oh Matt Preira...stick to writing about the culture you know about and stay away from the stuff you have no understanding of. Browsing through the articles you've written on here i can see you hardly say anything positive about most of the music/singers/bands you write about.

You must be one fun person to hang around in real life! You just seem to be so upbeat, friendly and positive! (note the sarcasm)

PsepheryxLette
PsepheryxLette

Wow....  I read this and shook my head with disgrace.  I am a 'lette, and have been since The tail end of my 8th grade year. 

Just because we like to wear "face paint" or LOVE to be comfortable in the clothes we wear, or have a few screws loose; you find it necessary to pick on someone?   This shows lack of class, a severe lack of intelligence, and most of all, an insane amount of selfishness.  You will find (and I guarantee you) someone, in "Normal" society with each of those flaws, just as you'll find them in "juggalo" society.  This doesn't have to be "Us and them" bullshit. 

The "juggalo family" is about acceptance, about not judging a book by it's cover.  It's all about finding out the personality behind the paint, the clothes, the looks.  It's more than pathetic little punks (who sadly gave us a bad name) who duke it out at every chance they get...  It's not about the crack whore down the street, or the dealer that supplies her and half your city... It's about how they got to where they are, what kind of struggles they endured before they gave up.  It's a network of people, who don't take shit from anyone; while trying to educate those who refuse to open their minds. 

Fuckyou
Fuckyou

This is so fuckin ignorant, you call Juggalos ignorant, you dont know what a Juggalo is, if you think we are about drugs, sexual assault and murder, I know alot of straight edge juggalos, and juggalos and lettes that dont have sex, OR kill anyone Lmao, fucking ignorant, stereotypical bullshit if you ask me, and not all juggalos are white, Im actually seeing a black Lette, :D they are the best Lol, so say some more false information about Juggalos. I will correct your stupid ass

Juggalo9450
Juggalo9450

Fuck all u mther hoes charle is a juggalo fuckin a

Bluecat6619
Bluecat6619

lotta pussies hatein on the net but say thy saw a real juggalo the wouldnt do a damn thing!

Juggalomom
Juggalomom

Im questioning Jayme on the hate for Charlie Sheen.It is not the point if he is a Juggalo or not,it is the point that ICP wants to recognize that he does have a love for them and if you were a true juggalette you would back your fam up,otherwise you may as well been 1 of those who tossed shit at Teqila and made the juggalo's look like a bunch of asses and ICP gets the bad rap.Its about backing up your family.As to the writer of this article,you do not matter, if you do not listen to the music then you are not hearing the words and your just showing your ignorance by condemning something you don't understand.This one thing that pisses me off about those that hate.You just don't listen,you make judgment on that you dont understand and don't even try.Al I hear is ICP is violent and talk about killing, ya motherfucker the bad people in life like the guy molesting your kid or raping your wife.You dumb ass and if you defend this as being not a good reason then you must be one of these fuckers.So I will say it again,lets stand behind our family all and not make matters worse for them as they bring in whom ever they want.Like all families there are going to be a few members we do not click with,but we deal cuz they are family. ICP is part of my family for life.

fart
fart

Oh man, the trailer-dwelling inbreds from upstate are going to rain Hell on this article's comments section.

Sugar Wolf
Sugar Wolf

Above: Juggalo in college.

You: Live at home with your mom.

Me: Successful business owner and Juggalo.

You: Live at home with your mom.Juggalos: Awesome.

You: Douchebag.

dudebro
dudebro

Selling weed to your stepdad isn't a real business.

SkunkZilla
SkunkZilla

this is fuckn hillarious. we got a juggalo on here schoolin anyone who comes his way, and guess what??? thats how we do bitches!!! whoopx2

SeanAnomie
SeanAnomie

Dang dude, you could have chosen any screen name in the world, and you chose 'fart'.  I'm absolutely certain you know yourself better than I know you, so I will take you at your word.  Keep trying lil fart, you'll work your way up to turd in no time!

Mojuggalotus23
Mojuggalotus23

@loltroll...your comment cracks me up. It says " Who know Juggalos could read"  Who's the Illiterate one here.  Shouldn't it say "Who KNEW Juggalo's could read?"  I'm in college bud...and I'm Down with the Clown for life.  So maybe you should learn how to write before yo@7eacfa5af0fab301f598e421be26f59b:disqus u diss.

Queerjuggalo
Queerjuggalo

Juggalos are straight up losers

Dr. Hatchet
Dr. Hatchet

Juggalo's are losers?

Let us see: I am a successful surgon, a father of a beautiful two year old, highly intelligent and educated, a wonderful husband, a donater to six different charities(including Jerry's Kids and St. Judes), an active member in my wife's church funtions(I am Agnostic, but support my wife) and, surprise, a Juggalo for the past 18 years

So, Juggalo's are losers?If so, I am a very successful and well respected Juggalo loser

Thank you for letting me know

Ivh0519
Ivh0519

 Yet you can't spell surgeon.

TechN9ne816
TechN9ne816

Juggalos are even on TV. And on hit shows. Such as Ghost Hunters. Just saying....

Sugar Wolf
Sugar Wolf

Juggalos are successful business owners, family men, working class, weirdos, potheads, jokers, tricksters, etc. You live at home with your mom.

scoutjuggalo
scoutjuggalo

Not only are we all of that juggalo.. We also protect this punk ass.. I've been down with the clown for over a decade and i've fought and still serve this country in the U.S. Army.. We all over the world whoop whoop!!!

loltroll
loltroll

who know juggalos could read 

Sugar Wolf
Sugar Wolf

Read this: Eat a dick and choke on it.

Jayme
Jayme

matt, you are pretty ignorant you know that? im a female juggalo, and my legs are nowhere near the circumference of a tree trunk for one. for two, the fact charlie sheen is appearing at the gathering doesnt make him a juggalo. redman and method man were there, does that make them juggalos too? charlie sheen is a disgrace and the fact he is going to be there is probably to remind everyone how NOT to act or else you'll turn into that douche. You really suck at journalism. Its a wonder you're stuck writing for the, what?  Miama New Times?? Pretty stale.

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