Calling Irresponsible Ravers! Identity Festival Sells $20 Tickets For 20 Hours
And yet you've already blown 90 percent of your loose change on bad drugs and bottled water, party paraphernalia (gas masks, top hat, Caution tape, etc.), and an entire trash bag of awful neon orange apparel. But what did you forget? Tickets.
Luckily, the ID fest and presenter Skullcandy recognize the fact that you're a fuck-up. And so, starting tomorrow morning at 9 a.m., you can score $20 general admission tickets (regularly $63) for a period of exactly 20 hours.
The ticket blitz ends at 5 a.m. on Thursday. While it lasts, though, the deal applies to each and every stop on the 20-date Identity Festival tour.
But really, even if an irresponsible little raver wanted to dream about visiting such exotic locales as Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, or Holmdel, New Jersey ... How would he or she pay for airfare, hotel, and wacky snacks?
Our advice: Stay home. Glowstick tricks aren't worth shit in the real world.
Identity Festival. Thursday, August 25. Klipsch Amphitheater at Bayfront Park, 301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. Gates open at 1 p.m. and general admission tickets cost $20 from 9 a.m. on Wednesday, July 13 till 5 a.m. on Thursday, July 14 via ticketmaster.com. Visit idfestival.com.
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