Tuneage and Boobage at Calvin Harris's Sweaty South Beach Orgy

Photo by Lex Hernandez

Sucking a giant dildo-shaped glowstick? It's summertime on South Beach.

​Summertime on South Beach is a steaming, sweaty, non-stop orgy.

People are drunk, dehydrated, and consequently delirious. The dudes are dudded up in dark slacks and dress shirts, sweating their balls off. And the chicks are about as naked as legally possible, causing the dudes to sweat their balls off.

This weekend's party with Calvin Harris at SET was pretty much a perfect example of "a steaming, sweaty, non-stop orgy." The guys were, um, sweating their balls off while the ladies spent the night shaking, sucking, and sharing giant dildo-shaped glowsticks.

See the cut for 10 snapshots worth of SoBe-style tuneage and boobage.

Photo by Lex Hernandez

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Photo by Lex Hernandez

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Photo by Lex Hernandez

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Photo by Lex Hernandez

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Photo by Lex Hernandez

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