Twelve Songs About Blowjobs! (NSFW)

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What's that guy on the right there doing?
​You know times are strange when an NME headline reads: "Stephen Malkmus Asks for Help with 'Blowjob.'"

It's not like Pavement's former singer actually wanted help receiving fellatio. But rather, he was asking for a suggestion to replace the word "blowjob" on his and the Jicks' single "Senator." The winner of the online competition ended up being the word(s) "corn dog." And Malkmus recently announced the radio-friendly word at a Los Angeles Amoeba Records in-store performance.

In honor of this contest (and the act of giving head itself), Crossfade has compiled a list of songs dedicated to the cause. Make sure none of your parents, children, or bosses are around before enjoying these twelve songs about blowjobs.



12. Flo Rida's "Right Round"
His head actually spins around when Ke$ha goes down? Somehow, we're not surprised the leading lady of a tour called Get $leazy can offer such a powerful blowie experience.



11. Akinyele's "Put It In Your Mouth"
The best song to enjoy a stripper to, ever. With lines like "I'll be like Herbie and hand you a cock" and "coming down your throat like Chloraseptic," it's a keeper! This tune even address the reciprocal aspects of oral lovin'. Don't be greedy, boys.



10. Khia's "My Neck, My Back"
Like "Put It in Your Mouth," this song looks at and encourages the female BJ, as well as tossing some salad.



9. Elton Motello's "Jet Boy Jet Girl"
This punk tune tells the story of a 15-year-old boy's relationship with an older man with an "ooh ooh ooh ooh, he gives me head" chorus. Unlike some of the other songs on this list that specifically talk about the sex act itself, this one uses it to illustrate something about a larger narrative. Deep.


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7 comments
comeshot913
comeshot913

How does Chewing Gum from Annie not make this list?

Kéra O'Neil
Kéra O'Neil

On your next collection add Jose Nunez - Bi-Lingual track... Thats a strong one.

SixtiesRocker
SixtiesRocker

You forgot the Beatles' "Please me as I please you". A little subtle for the ghetto, but we knew what they were talking about...

Mike
Mike

Akinyele!!!!!!

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