Free Boob Job Giveaway in Miami! One Lucky Lady's Gonna Get Fake Breasts at Mokai Tonight

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Get a big beautiful set of fake breasts for FREE!
Miami loves boob jobs.

And honestly, if we here at Crossfade had our way, each and every Dade County resident -- men, women, and all those in between -- would own their own perfectly shaped pair of C-cup (or larger) implants. Just imagine what a wonderful world it would be if all god's creatures had a big beautiful set of fake breasts.

Well, we will get a little closer to that dream tonight when Mokai, Empire Events, and Ransom Mondays give "one lucky lady ... a FREE Silicone Breast Augmentation by Dr. [Sam] Gershenbaum."

Working out of the Aventura Center for Cosmetic Surgery & Hair Restoration, Doc Gershenbaum doesn't just deal with breast augmentation. Blending "'art' and 'science,'" he's also a wizard of liposculpture, butt work, and vagina design!

Tonight, however, Dr. G's only giving the gift of better boobies. And nothing else. So if you wanna enhance your chest (and contribute to Crossfade's dream of a wonderful world), text "BOOB" to 38714.

Otherwise, call the Aventura Center hotline at 305-933-1838 to schedule the labia sculpting procedure that'll make your private parts just as perfectly shaped as your big beautiful set of fake breasts.

Boob It!, featuring a free boob job giveaway, courtesy of Dr. Sam Gershenbaum. Monday, September 12. Mokai, 235 23rd St., Miami Beach. Call 305-531-5535 or visit mokaimiami.com.

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Bettie Comeford
Bettie Comeford

That Doc Gershenbaum must be something if he's to be called a wizard in NIp/Tuck medical procedures. Whoever that lucky lady is deserves to have a nice pair of breasts!

Bettie Comeford
Bettie Comeford

That Doc Gershenbaum must be something if he's to be called a wizard in NIp/Tuck medical procedures. Whoever that lucky lady is deserves to have a nice pair of breasts!

Mercy
Mercy

"Nice rack""Thanks! I won them at a bar. They were just raffling off t*tties."e_e *smh*

Damian Turner
Damian Turner

I really hope no one participates in this.  This is just a ploy by the elitist, money-grubbing, brain-shrunken, post-adolescent popular-kids club to trick people with already diminished self-images into outwardly hating themselves even more, in hopes of getting other dim-witted, soulless, emo-in-denial, exclusionists to pretend to like them.  This would be promoted by someone like the douchebags at Mokai.  These people are like the bad kids in class -- don't encourage them; just ignore them and they will eventually stop.  Let's all, please stop validating their behavior.

Entuojo
Entuojo

That's just fucking sad

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