Loiter Squad: Four Swag Suggestions for Odd Future's Adult Swim Series
|He's "a fucking walking paradox."|
Soon, OFWGKTA will embark on a 25-city tour, bringing their live show antics to new audiences 'round the country, including Miami on October 31. They're swaggin' the fuck out of the United States. And pretty soon, they'll be swaggin' the shit out of Cartoon Network.
Last week, Odd Future announced that Adult Swim had picked up Loiter Squad, a 15-minute, live-action comedy series developed by Tyler and crew that'll feature sketches, pranks, and music.
Fuck yes! We're mad excited about Loiter Squad, and even thought about some skits and pranks Tyler, Taco, Jasper Dolphin, and L-Boy can use in their upcoming show.
4. Tyler's Wiener Stand
Set Tyler up with a hot dog cart, and have Odd Future's capo serve boiled members for LOLz. Don't tell the people what they're eating, just let them bite into the hot dog and find a pubic hair.
3. Taco's Shitty Tacos
Here's the deal, Taco owns a ghetto taco shop, and Tyler, Jasper, and Lionel Boyce all work there. In each installment, the crew tries to outdo one another by breaking sanitation laws in the lewdest way possible. Maybe Taco shits in the ground beef tray or Tyler clips his toenails with the meat slicer.
2. Jasper Dolphin Meets Jasper the Dolphin
Jasper Dolphin befriends a dolphin named Jasper. The two swim across the Pacific and fight off the evil Samoans holding Earl Sweatshirt captive. Free Earl!
1. Tyler Commits Suicide Every Episode
Every episode of Loiter Squad should end with Tyler committing suicide. Not real suicide, just pretend suicide. Maybe he'll hang himself during the credits or stab himself in the throat with a ballpoint pen. For shits, maybe run a PSA disclaimer after the episode saying, "If you or anyone you know needs help, kill yourself" and blast "Radical."
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All. Monday, October 31. Fillmore Miami, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. The show starts at 9 p.m. and tickets cost $25 plus fees via livenation.com. Call 305-673-7300 and fillmoremb.com.
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