Pay $329 to Stuff a Turkey With Ricky Martin at the Fontainebleau This Thanksgiving Weekend

Photo by Sayre Berman

​We here at Crossfade love Ricky Martin because he's a very charitable dude with a great pair of man boobs who really knows how to shake his freaking "Bon Bon." And we aren't ashamed to admit that we'd love, love, love to spend this Thanksgiving stuffing a 25-pound turkey with lil' Enrique at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach.

So imagine our delight when we discovered that the Beach's most historic hotel is offering special BleauLive Presents Ricky Martin holiday packages for the weekend of November 24 to 27.

Now, for those of us who spent Labor Day weekend with Pitbull getting drunk off Voli Vodka at the Fontainebleau, this whole practice of hiring a Latin music superstar to be our friend for a few days is perfectly commonplace.

But for the novices, here's the deal: We (and other Martin maniacs like Crossfade) can reserve a night or three with Ricky for a base rate of $329 per night, enjoying a "standard guestroom," "two general admission [tickets] to [a] performance by Ricky Martin," a "two-hour open bar," and assorted amenities.

That's called the "Fan" package. Meanwhile, upgrades for "Bleau Fans," "High Rollers," and "VIPs" include junior and one-bedroom suites, better concert tix, and even a meet-and-greet with the Bon-Bon boobman himself.

Unfortunately, though, it doesn't matter whether you're a lowly "Fan" or a cash-soaked "VIP" ... There's absolutely no mention of a 25-pound turkey.

BleauLive Presents Ricky Martin Packages

Fan Package
$329 to $399 per night
-Standard guestroom
-Two general admission to performance by Ricky Martin
-Two-hour open bar at Ricky Martin performance event
-Bleau Live Fan amenity

Bleau Fan Package
$429 to $599 per night
-Junior suite accommodations
Two Bleau Fan passes to performance by Ricky Martin featuring upgraded viewing access
-Two-hour open bar at Ricky Martin performance event
-Bleau Live Bleau Fan amenity

High Roller Package
$699 to $899
-One-bedroom suite accommodations
-Two passes to performance by Ricky Martin featuring premium viewing access
-Two-hour open bar at Ricky Martin performance event
-Bleau Live High Roller amenity

VIP Package
From $799 per night
-Two access passes to meet-and-greet with Ricky Martin, Friday Nov 25
-One-bedroom suite accommodations
-Two passes to performance by Ricky Martin featuring premium viewing access
-Two-hour open bar at Ricky Martin performance event
-Bleau Live High Roller amenity

BleauLive Presents Ricky Martin. Thursday, November 24, to Sunday, November 27. Fontainebleau Miami Beach, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. One- to three-day hotel packages cost $329 to $899 per night via fontainebleau.com.

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