Slick Rick Survival Gear for the Ruler's September 24 Show at Eve

​Immigration's off his back. And that nasty attempted murder charge ... Chalk it under pardoned. Not only is Slick Rick on top of the world, he's straight touring it.

The Ruler's Back, bitches! So Let's Get Crazy. Charlotte, Salt Lake City, the dude's been everywhere. And later this month, the "Liberace of Rap" is bringing his narrative, Brit-hop flow back to the 305.

Rocking a crown, enough weight in gold chains to equal Crossfade's annual salary, and the gnarliest eye-patch in pop culture, Slick Rick's gracing the front of an Eve e-flier.

But before you bounce on out to the gig on Saturday, September 24, make sure you've got your Slick Rick show survival gear. This includes:

1. Proof of Residency 
Immigration and Naturalization Service may show up unexpectedly, so make sure you've got your papers.

2. Queen's English to American English Translator
Brits have a funny way of speaking, crazy geezers. Rick's no exception.

3.Blanky and a Pillow
Uncle Ricky's gonna tell you a bedtime story.



Slick Rick. Saturday, September 24. Eve, 1306 N. Miami Ave., Miami. The party starts at 10 p.m. and tickets cost $25 to $40. Call 305-995-5050 or visit miamieve.com.

Follow Crossfade on Facebook and Twitter @Crossfade_SFL.