LeBron James's Watch the Throne Shoes Are Hideous, $300 Pieces of Shit for Your Feet
|LeBron tweeted a picture of his own feet. Fucking ugly.|
Take Kanye's getup the other night at his and Jay-Z's Watch the Throne gig in Miami. Dude was wearing a black leather pleated skirt over a pair of black leather skinny jeans, topped off with an absurdly oversized t-shirt of his own damn face. The whole shebang probably cost $10,000. But he still looked like a 13-year-old goth girl getting ready to crawl into her coffin for nighty-nights.
Or take NBA star and choke artist Lebron James's new special-edition Watch the Throne x Nike sneakers. Ostensibly, these things are shoes. But let's just cut the bullshit and call 'em hideous, $300 pieces of shit for your feet.
The world was introduced to LeBron's ridiculous kicks on Tuesday, October 15, at 9:46 p.m. when he tweeted a photo of his own size-15 feet stuffed into these fashion disasters, saying, "At the WTT concert with the WTT 9's on! Wow!! #OnlyRight"
He again celebrated this momentous occasion at 11:02 p.m., tweeting, "The WTT 9's has invaded the American Airlines Arena @kanyewest @S_C_ #epicmoment"
Thankfully, these Watch the Throne LeBron 9s (standard black body pimped out with pizza puke-colored laces, grandma-jacket-on-acid lining, and a stupid, spiky gold Watch the Throne brooch) aren't assigned for mass production in Nike's sweat shops anytime soon.
So LeBron's got 'em, Jay-Z's getting ready to regift his pair, and Kanye's probably rockin' them in a coffin right now.
Let's keep it that way ... The rest of us can live without blowing $300 (or more) on these pieces of shit for your feet.
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