Top Five Free New Year's Eve 2012 Parties in Miami
|Get wasted at the Happy Stork.|
But there are plenty of cheaper places to get drunk near a fat guy in Miami.
Here are the top five New Year's Eve 2012 parties in Miami that won't cost you a single cent.
|Eyes wide shut and lovin' it.|
4. Dive In. Saturday, December 31, all night, Happy's Stork Lounge, 1872 79th Street Cswy., Miami Beach; 305-865-3621. Free. You will not read about this joint in any lame glossy national magazine's list of the best bars in America, because it is actually too cool and dive-y for them. When you really want to get messed up in public with a revolving cast of lowlifes, losers, outsiders, Ponzi schemers, pirates, whiskey- cougars, hustlers, knucklers, brawlers, grifters, drunks, locals, ramblers, and party animals straight out of central casting, this is the place. No cover.