Top Five Free New Year's Eve 2012 Parties in Miami

Categories: New Year's Eve
Get wasted at the Happy Stork.
Sure, you could celebrate New Year's Eve and ring in 2012 by paying $100,000 to sit next to Rick Ross at Cameo.

But there are plenty of cheaper places to get drunk near a fat guy in Miami.

Here are the top five New Year's Eve 2012 parties in Miami that won't cost you a single cent.

Eyes wide shut and lovin' it.

5. Eyes Wide Shut. Saturday, December 31, 9 p.m., Cafeina, 297 NW 23rd St., Miami; 305-438-0792; Free. $90 advance, $120 at the doorMysterious attire encouraged, live feed of the Times Square ball drop, sounds by Supersede and Santiago Caballero, complimentary champagne at midnight, bottle specials all night.


4. Dive In. Saturday, December 31, all night, Happy's Stork Lounge, 1872 79th Street Cswy., Miami Beach; 305-865-3621. Free. You will not read about this joint in any lame glossy national magazine's list of the best bars in America, because it is actually too cool and dive-y for them. When you really want to get messed up in public with a revolving cast of lowlifes, losers, outsiders, Ponzi schemers, pirates, whiskey- cougars, hustlers, knucklers, brawlers, grifters, drunks, locals, ramblers, and party animals straight out of central casting, this is the place. No cover.

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I would rather pay to see actual talen like Deadmau5, Ingrosso and Axwell than these events for free. Fontainebleau always throws the best miami new years

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