Bruise Cruise 2012 Announces Full Festival Schedule

Go to sea with Thee Oh Sees.

​Even before buying tix for Bruise Cruise 2012's two-day kickoff bash at The Stage Miami, booking a tricked-out cabin adjacent to the 24-hour self-serve ice cream bar, or stuffing an inflatable tote bag with emergency hipster-at-sea supplies, each and every Bruiser's gotta put together a perfectly waterproof cruisin' plan.

So luckily, this self-described "rock 'n' roll adventure camp at sea" just announced its official itinerary, loaded with "multiple concerts on board the ship and in the Bahamas, comedy hours, puppet shows, dance parties, karaoke, dating games, conga lines, advice sessions, lectures, dance classes, workout hours, and more!"

Break out the spreadsheets, Bruisers! We shall see you at the Safety Briefing! Just check the cut for Bruise Cruise 2012's full festival schedule.

Friday, February 10

1 to 3 p.m. Check-in and Registration(Xanadu Room)
3:30 p.m. Safety Briefing (Xanadu Room)
4 p.m. Check-in and Registration, Continued (Xanadu Room)
4:50 p.m. Dirtbombs (Xanadu Room)
5:45 p.m. Thee Oh Sees (Xanadu Room)
8:15 p.m. Fine Dining! (Spirit Dining Room)
10:30 p.m. Jello Biafra speaks (Conference Room)
1:30 a.m. The Dating Game (Xanadu Room)
2:15 a.m. Vockah Redu (Xanadu Room)
3 a.m. Vivian Girls DJ set (Xanadu Room)