Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

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Calvin Harris brings hopeless love to LIV.

​You're not going to spend your Saturday night watching South Carolina Republican Primary results on CNN, right? Of course not, the Grand Old Party's an elephant-sized waste of time and Calvin Harris is playing LIV.

Peel yourself off grandma's plastic-covered sofa, take some ecstasy, and get your ass to la playa, uhntz-uhntz, bleep-bleep, bloop-bloop's taking over.

Check out Crossfade's guide to the South Beach's hottest parties this weekend.



Nicky Romero and Sultan + Ned Shepard. Thursday, January 19, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. $40. Dutchman Nicky Romero leads a wild pack of beat makers and bass droppers tonight at LIV, driving everyone onto a remixed edge of glory. What does that even mean? Who cares?



Deadmau5's Unhooked. Friday, January 20, 10 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. $100. Deadmau5 reopens Mansion with a two-night engagement and we're giving away tickets.



Magic Circus Presents: Laurent Garnier. Friday, January 20, 11 p.m., Amnesia, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. $30. Turns out, the French love bacon. And Laurent Garnier's favorite is the crispy kind.