Demi Moore Loves Miley Cyrus's Penis (Cake)
|But, really, who doesn't?|
Yes, it's true, Demi Moore has been implicated in The Great Penis Cake Caper, fresh from checking in-and-out of rehab after a marathon of blasting whip-its like she was Charlie Sheen or Vanilla Ice at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
Check the jump for the sordid, frosted details.
As explicated in the clip above, Demi Moore has been going buck-fucking-wild. And who better to get down, dirty and straight up nasty with than pop-princess-turned-sullied-strumpet Miley "Pass the Salvia" Cyrus.
And in exchange for a taste of her youthful sexual belligerence, you know Miley was totally down to scarf some testicular treats with Demi Moore, from whom she learned how to give a proper lap dance.
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