Eight Best Presidents Day Weekend Club Parties on South Beach

​Of all federal holidays, the third Monday in February is often welcomed with very little fanfare. With the exception of a month-long celebration in Alexandria, Virginia, and the annual George Fest in Eustis, Florida, Presidents' Day has become a cheap excuse for auto dealers to offer "zero down and zero percent financing!"

In fact, you're probably working Monday. But if you're fortunate enough to work for a company that gives a shit about George Washington, we've got a few suggestions that'll help you make the best out of your three-day weekend.

Check out the eight best club parties going down over Presidents' Day weekend on South Beach.



Bingo Players. Thursday, February 16, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Think stamping bingo cards inside a church rectory makes you a player? Think again, chump, and "Cry (Just a Little)."



Hernán Cattáneo. Presented by Magic Circus. Friday, February 17, 11 p.m., Amnesia, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; amnesiamiami.com. Tickets cost $25 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.. This Argentine prog-house master tackles the decks at Amnesia and celebrates three decades of bleep-bleep, bloop-bloop.



Drop the Lime. Presented by Down Right Fridays. Friday, February 17, 11 p.m., Louis, 2325 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-531-4600; louismiami.com. Tickets cost $25 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.. Is indie rockabilly dance the next big fad? God, we really hope so.



Eddie Thoneick. Presented by Disco Sh!t. Friday, February 17, 11 p.m., Arkadia, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; amnesiamiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.. Run and tell your friends that you caught the world's 92nd best DJ drop filthy beats on Miami!