Forever Alone Mixtape: Eight Songs for Singles On Valentine's Day
Still, being single on National PDA Day doesn't have to be a total bummer. In fact, being single is something we should rejoice in, heartbreak is something to learn from, and playing the field is just an all-around good idea.
So you feel less alone this V-day, we made you a mixtape with some of the greatest anti-love songs ever recorded, because dancing with yourself is better.
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8. Eamon - "Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)"
This surprise jam from 2003 was the only real hit for R&B singer Eamon, but at least he went all out on his one shot. Delightfully packed with expletives and sexual muckrakery, this song tells the story of a man who's been cheated on by his best girl. Sure, he's probably a misogynist and she's probably a stripper, but deception hurts everyone equally. This song is perfect for getting the rage out.
7. Beyonce - "Single Ladies"
Sometimes breaking up isn't so hard when the guy you're leaving is a non-committal scrub. Beyonce is the official spokesperson for independent women across the globe, and this song is perfect for the go-getter in all of us. Remember ladies, the best way to get back at your ex is to dress like a slut and flirt with richer guys in his presence. He'll realize his mistake immediately.
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