Ten Worst Band Names at International Noise Conference 2012

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Noise. It sucks. It hurts the ear.

But every year, Rat Bastard's International Noise Conference draws sickos from around the world to Churchill's Pub for a free, curated, four-night concert series featuring the worst sounds humans are capable of producing without drones or laptops.

All the bands have terrible names. Here are the ten worst.

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10. Loop Retard
Objection: The Americans with Disabilities Act does not approve
Suggestion: Asperger's Loop

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9. Ironing
Objection: Hard to pronounce.
Suggestion: Burning Sideways Iron in Your Mouth



8.  Unicorn Hard-On
Objection: Exclusionary.
Suggestion: Tumescent Magic Horse Cock in Hot, Wet, Magic-Horse Pussy.

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7. Ballscarf
Objection: It's only ever cold enough to wear a ballscarf in Miami once a year.
Suggestion: Testicular Wifebeater

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6. Chrome Dick
Objection: Ruins nerve endings.
Suggestion: Non-Corrosive Spray-On Chrome Dick Spray

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Churchill's Pub

5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, FL

Category: Music


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9 comments
Anon
Anon

lazy freelance writing. google the writer, check out his videos for a Real laugh. bwahahha! what a joke. look no further than googling the author to see where he's coming from. nowhere!

Ratbastard
Ratbastard

it's been two weeks since the last deadmau5 show, when is the next one?

Tim
Tim

Rat BastardObjection: boringShould be: Douche Bastard

Deadrat
Deadrat

2 weeks from now I hope :)))

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