Ten Worst Band Names at International Noise Conference 2012

​Noise. It sucks. It hurts the ear.

But every year, Rat Bastard's International Noise Conference draws sickos from around the world to Churchill's Pub for a free, curated, four-night concert series featuring the worst sounds humans are capable of producing without drones or laptops.

All the bands have terrible names. Here are the ten worst.

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10. Loop Retard
Objection: The Americans with Disabilities Act does not approve
Suggestion: Asperger's Loop

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9. Ironing
Objection: Hard to pronounce.
Suggestion: Burning Sideways Iron in Your Mouth



8.  Unicorn Hard-On
Objection: Exclusionary.
Suggestion: Tumescent Magic Horse Cock in Hot, Wet, Magic-Horse Pussy.

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7. Ballscarf
Objection: It's only ever cold enough to wear a ballscarf in Miami once a year.
Suggestion: Testicular Wifebeater

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6. Chrome Dick
Objection: Ruins nerve endings.
Suggestion: Non-Corrosive Spray-On Chrome Dick Spray