Ten Worst Band Names at International Noise Conference 2012

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5. Low Level Lazer Radiation
Objection: Boooooring.
Suggestion: Exploding Radiation Up Your Ass Twice Repeatedly

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4. Lazer Slut
Objection: What's with all the lazers?
Suggestion: Lazier Slut

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3. Lazy Magnet
Objection: Not enough lazers.
Suggestion: Lazer Dragnet



2. Venison Whirled
Objection: Hippie shit.
Suggestion: Baby Deer Cheese Grater

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1. Oubliette
Objection: Sounds French.
Suggestion: A Form of Dungeon Accessible Only From a Hatch in a High Ceiling

International Noise Conference 2012. Wednesday, February 8, to Saturday, February 11. Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami. The noise begins at 9 p.m. on Wednesday and Thursday, 7 p.m. on Friday, and 5 p.m. on Sunday. No cover. Call 305-757-1807 or visit churchillspub.com.

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5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, FL

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Anon
Anon

lazy freelance writing. google the writer, check out his videos for a Real laugh. bwahahha! what a joke. look no further than googling the author to see where he's coming from. nowhere!

Ratbastard
Ratbastard

it's been two weeks since the last deadmau5 show, when is the next one?

Tim
Tim

Rat BastardObjection: boringShould be: Douche Bastard

Deadrat
Deadrat

2 weeks from now I hope :)))

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