Ten Worst Band Names at International Noise Conference 2012
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5. Low Level Lazer Radiation
Objection: Boooooring.
Suggestion: Exploding Radiation Up Your Ass Twice Repeatedly
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4. Lazer Slut
Objection: What's with all the lazers?
Suggestion: Lazier Slut
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3. Lazy Magnet
Objection: Not enough lazers.
Suggestion: Lazer Dragnet
2. Venison Whirled
Objection: Hippie shit.
Suggestion: Baby Deer Cheese Grater
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1. Oubliette
Objection: Sounds French.
Suggestion: A Form of Dungeon Accessible Only From a Hatch in a High Ceiling
International Noise Conference 2012. Wednesday, February 8, to Saturday, February 11. Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami. The noise begins at 9 p.m. on Wednesday and Thursday, 7 p.m. on Friday, and 5 p.m. on Sunday. No cover. Call 305-757-1807 or visit churchillspub.com.
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