Miami's Nine Best St. Paddy's Day Parties

​Who is St. Patrick and why does he have his own day? We don't know.

But we're pretty sure about the reason we can never remember it ... All those pints of Guinness, shots of Jameson, and Bushmills on the rocks.

If it weren't for the corned beef and cabbage to hold it all down, we'd be irresponsible drinkers. So before we breakdown the best Irish parties in Miami this weekend, let us remind you to take a cab, ride with a designated driver, and be careful for drunks on the road if you walk, take the bus, or ride a bike.

Drink responsibly and have a good time, you fucking leprechauns. Here's where to go.

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9. Gulfstream Racing & Casino Park
Gamble much? The party starts at 6 p.m. in the walking ring, but they might as well call it the stumbling ring. And don't ever feed booze to a horse. They kick harder than grain alcohol and it's probably a felony. This party will have "authentic irish food," (hopefully not potato famine era), bands, and drink specials. At at 7:45 p.m., there will be a $1,000 bar tab giveaway. Best of all, it's free.

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8. Murphy's Law Pub at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
Yo, Drake is gonna be there. No, not the soft-singing lyricist from Young Money. We're talking about the Drake Irish Dancers, a troupe so melodiously gifted with their feet that you'll probably eat shit trying to riverdance like them. There will be traditional Irish music, bagpipes, "shamrockin' food," and plenty of fine sippin' whiskey.

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7. Trio On The Bay
Shamrocktronica? We don't quite know what to make of this combination St. Patty's Day and WMC mashup. But there will be music by Doons, Le Brion, Philthy Hous, NME, Ivan Avila, Steve Love, David Montecelo, Carlos Torre, and Hype. Ladies get in free all night. It's free with a WMC badge. And there will be food and bottles available at this  sexy joint on the water in North Bay Village.