'Pitbull Sucks' Rant Scores 3.8 Million Views Overnight and Triggers YouTube Comment War

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Pitbull is the latest celebrity victim of a cyber-bullying attack. The 31-year-old rapper was virtually panned on YouTube by an "underage" kid who calls himself the "#1 Taylor Swift Fan."

YouTube user F7Mx shits on everything from Pit's lyrics to his Spanglish catchphrases, even questions Armando Christian Perez's decision to name himself after the "ugliest dogs."

"Why would you call yourself Pitbull," the Mr. Worldwide hater asks, "instead of Jack Russell Terrier, German Shepard...?"

The attacks are brutal, tinged with hate, and peppered with profanity. The video's been viewed over 3.8 million times in just two days.



But the Pitbull army is violently defending its alpha dog, tagging F7Mx's comment wall with over 2,300 rebuttals. We've included some of our favorites below.

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Kill 'em with the facts. What self-respecting man reps the Biebz, then shits on Pitbull for shoddy lyrics? Dale.

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Dude's right ... Pit bulls are great pets. Miami-Dade needs to get off its high horse and repeal that stupid law.

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Yeah, bro. Nothing gets a party going harder than "Rain Over Me."

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C'mon man, really? A taxi joke? That's low. Mr. Worldwide wouldn't appreciate that.

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Get off your webcam and go pop bottles, hater.

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Beats are totally overrated.

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Chris Edens
Chris Edens

Well the kid is not far off at all.  Suddenly the hip-hop scene thinks they invented 4/4 club music and it's not something that has been happening since 1990 (at least).   Posers the lot of them.

Pride65
Pride65

Pitbull is a talentless faggot ass motherfucker. He needs to quit  with his piece of shit reggatone and go back to his piece of shit island with all the other fucking parasite roaches who come over here and fuck up this country.

Abcedf
Abcedf

This article is irresponsible. This video did NOT "Score[s] 3.8 Million Views."This video got to the top of the YouTube charts using an automated program to essentially give the video artificial views. It is very irresponsible, at the least, for miaminewtimes.com not to do their due diligence and research. Your whole articles premise is that this video is popular, it is NOT, and are the results of automated programs and bots artificially raising the view count. If you want to do a story do a story on that. - AppYumhttp://www.youtube.com/user/Ap...

Vipul_takkar
Vipul_takkar

if he "SUCKS" and u dont (ROFL) why r u not in his place

Codiferous
Codiferous

Good. Pitbull is a piece of shit. He needs to go drink more Dr. Pepper under overpasses.

guest
guest

man he was hilarious.

Dre Holiday
Dre Holiday

people who say that beats are overrated just can't afford them

Kodes305
Kodes305

lmfaoo that's the fucking truth

Pipiloco
Pipiloco

No its not bitch. Beats have just as many drivers (shit that makes sound) as any run of the mill dj headset. And they range from 50-100 bucks. So go spend your benjis on some tampons for that fat pussy of yours

Morales10701
Morales10701

Must pop music after 1999 sucks. That's a fact!

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