Top Winter Music Conference 2012 Parties For Sunday, March 18

Feel like Riva Starr's party-pooped clubber baby with a big 'stache?

​After spending the past three days getting wasted and shaking ass all over SoBe, uhntz-uhntz-ing around Biscayne Bay aboard the Tikki Beach, and getting pruney in the Shelborne's pool, you're fucking pooped on partying.

And like EDM quirkmeister Riva Starr's mustachioed clubber baby, you're whining, "Last night, I was drunk with some chicks in a club ... And tonight, I will drink with some chicks in a club. I'm not sure I want to."

What? Huh? Why? We're in the middle of Winter Music Conference, guy. You're not allowed to be bored. So c'mon ... Check the cut for today's top WMC 2012 parties.



This Is Ibiza Pool Party. With Juanjo Martin, Albert Neve, Sandra Collins, Shamizo, Jose Franco, Alex Fever, and others. 11 a.m., Marseilles Hotel, 1741 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-5711; marseilleshotel.com. Ages 21 and up. Fuck brunch foods like fresh melon, poached eggs, and stone-crab claws. As this pool party's hot Spanish host Juanjo Martin would say, "This is Ibiza! And we eat fucking beats for breakfast! And then we go swimming!"


Waveform Pool Party. With Victor Calderone, Ida Engberg, Nicole Moudaber, Gregor Tresher, Layo & Bushwacka, and Dsan Powell. 11 a.m., Surfcomber Hotel, 1717 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-532-7715; surfcomber.com. Ages 21 and up. A suggested pool game for Victor Calderone and Waveform Recordings' early-morning EDM swim: Ten beat freaks jump in the deep end and thrash till someone makes a perfect Sine, Square, Triangle, or Sawtooth wave. The winner gets a brand-new oscilloscope.