Michael Jackson Couldn't Spell, Disregarded Proper Punctuation

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Jackson and his bros getting their learn on. 
Though he lived life like a nine-year-old kid (climbing trees, hosting sleepovers, enjoying water-balloon fights, etc.), Michael Jackson was a grown man when he sent Lisa Marie Presley a hand-written note in the early '90s about his battle with sleep deprivation.

But despite its author being an adult male, the juvenile penmanship, poor spelling, and blatant disregard for punctuation proves that the King of Pop's celebrity tutors were about as effective as Conrad Murray is ethical.

Like Justin Bieber, MJ clearly didn't give a shit about school.

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TMZ

"Lisa I truly need this rest I haven't slept litterally [sic] in 4 days now," Jackson wrote. "I need to be away from phones and Business people. I must take care of my health first Im' [sic] crazy for you Love Turd."

The letter was set to hit the auction block later this year. But according to TMZ, Julien's Auction in Beverly Hills has returned the note to Lisa Marie.

Julien's Auction owner Darren Julien tells the gossip site, "I'm assuming it's a personal nature, and we wanted to honor the request and continue our good relationship with Ms. Presley."

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betaniobe
betaniobe

He could spell other notes do not include such errors this is clearly the result of sleep deprivation

when I can't sleep for just 24 hours I tend to say the dumbest things in the world

when you don't sleep for 4 days all bets are off

anounymous022
anounymous022


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louisgonzales222
louisgonzales222

Michael Jackson was sleep deprived so of course his penmanship wasn't going to be top notch. 

lane
lane

That mentally ill.person named Helena pretends to reside in Russia. The deranged ding bat sits around bashing the media 24/7. She thinks Obama consoires against her. A danger to society for sure.

vindicatemjinhell
vindicatemjinhell

The world conspires against Hater Helena who is vindicatemj. Loser with no life is waiting day after day for Obama to shutter any site that knows full well wacko was a no good fraud. Hold your breathe moron.

floonsRfools
floonsRfools

The dangerous mind of a rabid flunatic who dares to trash the writer.  Vindincatemj is a paranoid cyber stalker pretending to live in Moscow.  Gonzeles, have a good laugh.  Wacko sure attracted what he was...NUTS! 

http://vindicatemjj.wordpress....

deborah ffrench
deborah ffrench

Typical of a rabid wacko fan who proves to be a sick hater on topix.  She's a death threat making luntic who can't spell..wacko attracted what he was..sick haters. 

Big Bird wrote: Although there are alot of wonderful people of many different, ethnicities and cultural backgrounds that may have loved Micheal Jackson. It was the racist american white journalist and reporters that hated him the most. Evidenced by this article.

mj was a fraud
mj was a fraud

Why didn't anyone take those poor neglected kids out there so wacko could kill himself on drugs sooner?

mj was a fraud
mj was a fraud

The degenerates flooding the comment section with poorly written, uber angry rants are from vindicatemj. These few wack jobs who sit on the computer trolling for mj info do no contribue to society. They bash the media and journalist, yet have no education themselves. Supreem cowards who never use their real names. wacko was a pedophile, illiterate and a major junky. I think the fine writer of this article should check out the 5 fanactics and publicly out their prdo worship.

Oughut
Oughut

What an absurd article. It was a quickly written note to his wife when he was suffering from sleep deprivation. Might you be reminded that as as child, what little official schooling he had was usually after being up all night performing in nightclubs and then traveling back to Gary, Indiana with his brothers. This is well documented. Once The Jackson 5 became famous they had a tutor travel with them, Mrs Fine, but as she said, it was difficult to educate all of them sufficiently when they were almost constantly performing and rehearsing. Regardless, Michael Jackson turned out to be a well read genius and the most famous person on the planet known for his unprecedented talent and his philanthropy.

LibelFreeZone
LibelFreeZone

I would rather be a kind and generous person, as Michael Jackson was, who couldn't spell, than be a meanspirited and truculent reporter as Victor Gonzalez obviously is.  Gonzalez, you sound like an ignorant piss-ant.  Are you here legally in this country?

kirkslade
kirkslade

You people are all pussies. Miami, "The city that would rather be nice as opposed to being right". Thank god I left. I hate to burst your bubble, but Michael Jackson was an idiot. His sister Janet is an idiot. Ever hear them speak? DUMB! Why do you defend his mind. As an entertainer, he was terrific. A Mensa candidate? No chance. Just to show you that this is not a racial attack, Will and Jada are not only very bright, they are clever. Listen to interviews by the Jackson family. The mother sounds just about qualified enough to clean floors. Please note, if you respond to this post using the words "Ignorant" or "Situation", or if you reply in a long non connected verse, it will only fuel my argument. 

betaniobe
betaniobe

@vindicatemjinhell the facts are not on your side, loser

go suck Arvizo's hot air balloon dick

FirstBeKind
FirstBeKind

Do have a modern computer, Caveboy?  If you do, you should use "spell-check".  Your spelling is very poor, i.e. supreem, prdo.  Just go back to Topix, the base website for hicks, fuds, racists, and rednecks.  You'll feel so at home again.

lane
lane

What an absured response. Well read..lol you are obviously a moron. Wacko had no tutor. Fact!

floons are illiterate
floons are illiterate

As usual, pure hogwash no matter how many fake names you use. You thick or what? Wacko was moron. You lying loser fall into another league. You don't read well do you? You were taught the truth about wacko's not so giving charities that were nothing but a front. As usual, idiot, uou ignore the truth and post pure lies about the dead pedophile.

floons r cowards
floons r cowards

Wow, hater. What a racist and illiterate pig you are. At least the educated writer has a job. What do you have angry slob? Nothing!

floons r cowards
floons r cowards

Sabine Faustin of Brooklyn, NY who falsely claims to be a witer can't comprehend much. why don't you take your black welfare collecting fat azz off the net and get a job slob!!

FirstBeKind
FirstBeKind

Not a racial slur, huh?  You are completely bereft of decency.  Your photo should show you with a white sheet and hood, with the words KKK across your chest.  How dare you insituate that Michael's mother's was qualified enough to clean floors.  You are a pathetic racist cro magnon.  That people like you still exist in 2012 is hard to believe.  Fuel your argument?  What argument.  GET OVER YOUR PATHETIC SELF, you persona nongrata.

Lynette Anderson is a troll
Lynette Anderson is a troll

Bravo! No worries, the three rabid fans left are even more ignorant than wacko was. Want to laugh your ads off at the trolls? Google "vindicatemj". Pretty sick cyber trolls.

lane
lane

Request denied illiterate one.

betaniobe
betaniobe

@lane yes he did have tutors one of them was Rose Fine google her

FirstBeKind
FirstBeKind

What an absurd (NOTICE THE CORRECT SPELLING, Fluck!) response.  Well read...lol you are obviously a moron.  Michael Jackson had a wonderful tutor and was further educated at several prep schools.  He was also awarded an honorary Doctorate of Letters from Fisk University.  (I can see the veins bulging in your puky white forhead.)  It's awful to be so angry, and not be able to do anything about it, isn't it?

betaniobe
betaniobe

@floons are illiterate pedophiles do not read Playboy and Hustler

get over it

FirstBeKind
FirstBeKind

Two jobs and.....a brain and a heart.  You're simply a blob of flesh with a keyboard.  Now that's an anomaly.

betaniobe
betaniobe

@floons r cowards you are boring and an idiot

I don't know which is worse

lane
lane

Yo, racist pig. Momma Jackson is not qualifed to clean floors. Neither are you, jobless moron. Stop deflecting your hating self. Pedo worshipping bafooon.

kirkslade
kirkslade

I have had another moment to think about your useless point of view. Are you saying that blacks can only clean floors? I already gave examples of two very clever people that are black. Go sleep with Uncle Luke. Who, like yourself is an idiot

kirkslade
kirkslade

How is washing floors black? I'm saying she's stupid.

FirstBeKind
FirstBeKind

Why aren't you in Afganistan you worthless piece of flesh!  You're not good for anything but cannon fodder for the terrorists.  You have your nerve to call people "sick".  Have you no mirrors in your house, er, uh, cave?  I realize it's a stretch, but a local convenience store might have a bathroom with a mirror.  Stop in and head for it and then stare at the image for a long, long time, if you can, without puking!

FirstBeKind
FirstBeKind

Not a coward at all.  I'm a 63-year-old California broad that could whip your sorry a$$ from San Francisco to Barstow.  YOU better watch your step, "Closet Sociopath".  No one cares a fig about your pithy drivel.  Jealousy obviously causes you to snap!  Well, get used to it!  Before the end of the year, you'll be a freekin' basket case!  Heheheheh! Michael Jackson is only going to continue to gather new fans, build great excitement about his up-coming 25th Anniversary re-release of BAD, and inspire people all over the globe because of his great humanitariansim and concern for our world.

I hope you are not a parent and I really feel bad that yours failed you!    

lane
lane

Put crack down. You know nothing about the dead pedo junky. Dumbazz. LOL@prep schools....Not! Getting an honorary docterate because your a famous black guy bleaching himself white does not make him educated. Keep proving how stupid you are It's fun.

wacko was a moron
wacko was a moron

As usual you write pure hogwash about the dead pedo junky. Keep dreaming.

lane
lane

Check out the ubber angry troll. Insert hoof in mouth, hypocrite. (lmao off at you)

lane
lane

That's all you'be got, douch bag? You're so weak.

lane
lane

Stay away from little boys, pedo.

lane
lane

Sux to be an ubber angry pedo worshipping loser with no life. The hater is rotting from the inside out for sure. karma up her reer. LOL

lane
lane

Don't you just love how the pedo worshipping loser is losing it? Creep wacks off to wacko daily.

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