Michael Jackson Couldn't Spell, Disregarded Proper Punctuation

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Jackson and his bros getting their learn on. 
Though he lived life like a nine-year-old kid (climbing trees, hosting sleepovers, enjoying water-balloon fights, etc.), Michael Jackson was a grown man when he sent Lisa Marie Presley a hand-written note in the early '90s about his battle with sleep deprivation.

But despite its author being an adult male, the juvenile penmanship, poor spelling, and blatant disregard for punctuation proves that the King of Pop's celebrity tutors were about as effective as Conrad Murray is ethical.

Like Justin Bieber, MJ clearly didn't give a shit about school.

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TMZ

"Lisa I truly need this rest I haven't slept litterally [sic] in 4 days now," Jackson wrote. "I need to be away from phones and Business people. I must take care of my health first Im' [sic] crazy for you Love Turd."

The letter was set to hit the auction block later this year. But according to TMZ, Julien's Auction in Beverly Hills has returned the note to Lisa Marie.

Julien's Auction owner Darren Julien tells the gossip site, "I'm assuming it's a personal nature, and we wanted to honor the request and continue our good relationship with Ms. Presley."

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anounymous022
anounymous022


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louisgonzales222
louisgonzales222

Michael Jackson was sleep deprived so of course his penmanship wasn't going to be top notch. 

lane
lane

That mentally ill.person named Helena pretends to reside in Russia. The deranged ding bat sits around bashing the media 24/7. She thinks Obama consoires against her. A danger to society for sure.

vindicatemjinhell
vindicatemjinhell

The world conspires against Hater Helena who is vindicatemj. Loser with no life is waiting day after day for Obama to shutter any site that knows full well wacko was a no good fraud. Hold your breathe moron.

floonsRfools
floonsRfools

The dangerous mind of a rabid flunatic who dares to trash the writer.  Vindincatemj is a paranoid cyber stalker pretending to live in Moscow.  Gonzeles, have a good laugh.  Wacko sure attracted what he was...NUTS! 

http://vindicatemjj.wordpress....

deborah ffrench
deborah ffrench

Typical of a rabid wacko fan who proves to be a sick hater on topix.  She's a death threat making luntic who can't spell..wacko attracted what he was..sick haters. 

Big Bird wrote: Although there are alot of wonderful people of many different, ethnicities and cultural backgrounds that may have loved Micheal Jackson. It was the racist american white journalist and reporters that hated him the most. Evidenced by this article.

mj was a fraud
mj was a fraud

Why didn't anyone take those poor neglected kids out there so wacko could kill himself on drugs sooner?

mj was a fraud
mj was a fraud

The degenerates flooding the comment section with poorly written, uber angry rants are from vindicatemj. These few wack jobs who sit on the computer trolling for mj info do no contribue to society. They bash the media and journalist, yet have no education themselves. Supreem cowards who never use their real names. wacko was a pedophile, illiterate and a major junky. I think the fine writer of this article should check out the 5 fanactics and publicly out their prdo worship.

Oughut
Oughut

What an absurd article. It was a quickly written note to his wife when he was suffering from sleep deprivation. Might you be reminded that as as child, what little official schooling he had was usually after being up all night performing in nightclubs and then traveling back to Gary, Indiana with his brothers. This is well documented. Once The Jackson 5 became famous they had a tutor travel with them, Mrs Fine, but as she said, it was difficult to educate all of them sufficiently when they were almost constantly performing and rehearsing. Regardless, Michael Jackson turned out to be a well read genius and the most famous person on the planet known for his unprecedented talent and his philanthropy.

LibelFreeZone
LibelFreeZone

I would rather be a kind and generous person, as Michael Jackson was, who couldn't spell, than be a meanspirited and truculent reporter as Victor Gonzalez obviously is.  Gonzalez, you sound like an ignorant piss-ant.  Are you here legally in this country?

kirkslade
kirkslade

You people are all pussies. Miami, "The city that would rather be nice as opposed to being right". Thank god I left. I hate to burst your bubble, but Michael Jackson was an idiot. His sister Janet is an idiot. Ever hear them speak? DUMB! Why do you defend his mind. As an entertainer, he was terrific. A Mensa candidate? No chance. Just to show you that this is not a racial attack, Will and Jada are not only very bright, they are clever. Listen to interviews by the Jackson family. The mother sounds just about qualified enough to clean floors. Please note, if you respond to this post using the words "Ignorant" or "Situation", or if you reply in a long non connected verse, it will only fuel my argument. 

Jina Wild
Jina Wild

Signed 'Turd'. He got something right.

Rawbdawwgg
Rawbdawwgg

Michael Jackson?   You mean the............philanthropist who spent countless hours and over 350 million dollars (and counting) helping people all over the world, was hosted and celebrated by the worlds dignataries, sold 750 million albums, created an amusement park in his house,  played for millions upon millions of people in every corner of the globe, co-owns the Beatles catalog (as well as makes money on all Sony artists), sculpture, painter, artist, songwriter, dancer, choreographer, director, visual director, Oscar nominated Grammy Winner who has to his credit the largest (and four more of the largest) albums in history and continues to make hundreds of millions of dollars a year, as well as demonstrated he was actually an amazing parent.   Are you referring to THAT Michael Jackson?     RIP Mike, I love you.

FirstBeKind
FirstBeKind

Do have a modern computer, Caveboy?  If you do, you should use "spell-check".  Your spelling is very poor, i.e. supreem, prdo.  Just go back to Topix, the base website for hicks, fuds, racists, and rednecks.  You'll feel so at home again.

lane
lane

What an absured response. Well read..lol you are obviously a moron. Wacko had no tutor. Fact!

floons are illiterate
floons are illiterate

As usual, pure hogwash no matter how many fake names you use. You thick or what? Wacko was moron. You lying loser fall into another league. You don't read well do you? You were taught the truth about wacko's not so giving charities that were nothing but a front. As usual, idiot, uou ignore the truth and post pure lies about the dead pedophile.

floons r cowards
floons r cowards

Wow, hater. What a racist and illiterate pig you are. At least the educated writer has a job. What do you have angry slob? Nothing!

floons r cowards
floons r cowards

Sabine Faustin of Brooklyn, NY who falsely claims to be a witer can't comprehend much. why don't you take your black welfare collecting fat azz off the net and get a job slob!!

FirstBeKind
FirstBeKind

Not a racial slur, huh?  You are completely bereft of decency.  Your photo should show you with a white sheet and hood, with the words KKK across your chest.  How dare you insituate that Michael's mother's was qualified enough to clean floors.  You are a pathetic racist cro magnon.  That people like you still exist in 2012 is hard to believe.  Fuel your argument?  What argument.  GET OVER YOUR PATHETIC SELF, you persona nongrata.

Lynette Anderson is a troll
Lynette Anderson is a troll

Bravo! No worries, the three rabid fans left are even more ignorant than wacko was. Want to laugh your ads off at the trolls? Google "vindicatemj". Pretty sick cyber trolls.

floonsRfools
floonsRfools

Bullcrap!    Such rubbish you insist on making up about the illiterate fraud.  350 million?  don't think so ...celebrated by dignataries..another lie.  750 million albums..possibly, but doubt it.  Created a park to get kids (boys only) to come to his house..typical of a pedophile.  He was not a philanthropist..apparently you do not know what that means.  LOL@Sculpter..wrong!  A painter..wrong again.  director...not ever!  Never nominated for an Oscar either.  Played for millions...a stretch.  It's the same lie you write on vindicate wacko.  40 millions fans..not true either.  Keep pulling garbage out of your azz. You only expose wacko more because the people who know about him, know your garbage is just that.  He stole the beatles catalog.  He illegally purchased those kids whom now we know neglected them. He kept them from their mothers.   He paid off his victim.  He paid to get off which never made him innocent.  He never paid his bills.  He was too busy spending millions of dollars on drugs and endless plastic surgeries. He died in his own filthy hidden away bedroom.  Good!  Karma! 

expose the rabid floons
expose the rabid floons

As usual Dave, sanemjfan, pure rubbish about wacko. Amazing parent? Where were the illegally purchased kids whilrst wacko was high on drugs 24/7. Where are Sabine Faustin's kids whilest she cyber stalks all day? That micheal Jackson was an illiterate fraud, pedophile, liar, thief and a major junky. Moron4life

PaulyG
PaulyG

How does any of that make him smart?

And "RIP Mike, I love you"? The guy didn't even know of your existence yet you "love" him. Jesus Christ, get a life.

kirkslade
kirkslade

Liberace sold millions of records and gave away millions also. Was he also a genius? M.J. was a great entertainer. He was far from being Rhodes Scholar!

lane
lane

Request denied illiterate one.

FirstBeKind
FirstBeKind

What an absurd (NOTICE THE CORRECT SPELLING, Fluck!) response.  Well read...lol you are obviously a moron.  Michael Jackson had a wonderful tutor and was further educated at several prep schools.  He was also awarded an honorary Doctorate of Letters from Fisk University.  (I can see the veins bulging in your puky white forhead.)  It's awful to be so angry, and not be able to do anything about it, isn't it?

FirstBeKind
FirstBeKind

Two jobs and.....a brain and a heart.  You're simply a blob of flesh with a keyboard.  Now that's an anomaly.

lane
lane

Yo, racist pig. Momma Jackson is not qualifed to clean floors. Neither are you, jobless moron. Stop deflecting your hating self. Pedo worshipping bafooon.

kirkslade
kirkslade

I have had another moment to think about your useless point of view. Are you saying that blacks can only clean floors? I already gave examples of two very clever people that are black. Go sleep with Uncle Luke. Who, like yourself is an idiot

kirkslade
kirkslade

How is washing floors black? I'm saying she's stupid.

FirstBeKind
FirstBeKind

Why aren't you in Afganistan you worthless piece of flesh!  You're not good for anything but cannon fodder for the terrorists.  You have your nerve to call people "sick".  Have you no mirrors in your house, er, uh, cave?  I realize it's a stretch, but a local convenience store might have a bathroom with a mirror.  Stop in and head for it and then stare at the image for a long, long time, if you can, without puking!

FirstBeKind
FirstBeKind

There are plenty of really good laxatives available without prescription.  Why don't you buy a case and take them all at once.  You are clearly CONSTIPATED.

FirstBeKind
FirstBeKind

Not a coward at all.  I'm a 63-year-old California broad that could whip your sorry a$$ from San Francisco to Barstow.  YOU better watch your step, "Closet Sociopath".  No one cares a fig about your pithy drivel.  Jealousy obviously causes you to snap!  Well, get used to it!  Before the end of the year, you'll be a freekin' basket case!  Heheheheh! Michael Jackson is only going to continue to gather new fans, build great excitement about his up-coming 25th Anniversary re-release of BAD, and inspire people all over the globe because of his great humanitariansim and concern for our world.

I hope you are not a parent and I really feel bad that yours failed you!    

lane
lane

Put crack down. You know nothing about the dead pedo junky. Dumbazz. LOL@prep schools....Not! Getting an honorary docterate because your a famous black guy bleaching himself white does not make him educated. Keep proving how stupid you are It's fun.

wacko was a moron
wacko was a moron

As usual you write pure hogwash about the dead pedo junky. Keep dreaming.

lane
lane

Check out the ubber angry troll. Insert hoof in mouth, hypocrite. (lmao off at you)

lane
lane

That's all you'be got, douch bag? You're so weak.

lane
lane

Stay away from little boys, pedo.

lane
lane

Sux to be an ubber angry pedo worshipping loser with no life. The hater is rotting from the inside out for sure. karma up her reer. LOL

lane
lane

Don't you just love how the pedo worshipping loser is losing it? Creep wacks off to wacko daily.

lane
lane

Wow, as usual your lame come backs are a joke.

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