Paris Hilton to Make DJ Debut in Brazil, Ruin Everything

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See also "Afrojack Says He 'Didn't Know Shit' About Paris Hilton's DJ Debut" -- plus "Paris Hilton's DJ Debut Sucked Balls," "Jane Bang's Diss Track: 'Keep Sucking on That Afrojack Dick,'" and "DJ Paris Hilton Pisses Off Samantha Ronson and Deadmau5."

Electro is so dead.

When Madonna jumped on the EDM train and started yelling about her friend Molly, it was bad enough. But now, famous-for-being-rich-and-skanky Paris Hilton is poised to hop on that bleeping-blooping choo-choo and wreck it in front of thousands of Brasileño dance music fans.

The hotel heiress and girlfriend of megastar DJ Afrojack will make her spinning debut with a one-hour set at next month's Pop Music Festival in São Paulo, Brazil.

"I cannot wait to DJ for the first time in front of thousands of people," Paris tells Billboard. "I have been a part of the music scene and club scene since I was 15. It's something I have been passionate about and have come to respect very much. I am very excited to share all of my hard work with the world."

So, just because a person goes out a lot and makes out with a legitimate selektor, that person is totally qualified to become a DJ?



And we're skeptical for a million other reasons. Like, the fact that Ms. Hilton doesn't even understand the first rule of the craft: Fuck your requests. Remember when Steve Angello had to put a ho in check a couple of years back during WMC?

But ... Oh, Jesus, why not? Everyone else is a DJ these days. In the end, we suppose Paris is just as legitimate as any other ho-hum frat dude with a laptop.

Besides, here's hoping she drops her own single in the mix!

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who cares? the article is more vapid then paris hilton herself.

Jose400
Jose400

  sunday, June 17,2012.    Paris Hilton is a bit busy these days.    Aside from rumors of her being pregnant,etc.    there are two billionaires, dustin Moskoviz and Nicolas Berggruen waiting    to marry her while she carries on her thing in racine,wisconsin,USA.     Aside from her court thing with les bonitas laungerie company, believed to      be settled, and dustin waiting out his residency requirement in Wisconsin,etc.        They are not sure because they found out that she has had herpes since 2006.            Anyways, some notes.Friday, May 18, 2012. There has been a restraining order against John Kraetsch served few months ago. It is possible that Heigel,Kroschky, or Kraetsch is engaged in criminal activity. This includes breaking into my apartment with vets from VFW local 1391, Racine,Wisconsin,etc. Anyways. Friday, May 18,2011. Last week end five people broke into my apartment. 1. Candy Schilzten ( Paris Hilton) 2. Cy Waitss. 3. Krotschky or Heigel, or Kraetsch. 4. Shannon Kraetsch. 5. Holly Branson, daughter of English billionaire Richard Branson. No charges were filed. I would like this on file for future reference. Norman Dreamer. jose400@peoplepc.com Kraut sky scam. Third party stalking scam. Is "gang banging" by vets illegal? "gang banging" is not allowed in the military,etc. It should not be allowed by vets. Kraut sky and his vets are claiming "legal right to break in." and they do. every time I go out in the past six months. They break into my apartment while i was away,etc. Candy Shillings or Pariss Hillten is looking for a new place to "bang." day six hundred third party stalking,etc. Using my name without my permission. Name stalking. interjecting on my unlisted phone line, phone stalking,etc. Kraut sky using foul language at the doorway. Six months from Mac Man towers 110 7th street apt#210 Racine,Wisconsin 53403 to here. Deviant vet behavior,etc. Angel Georgian is their manager. Illegal activity, third party stalking, etc. 3019 Durand ave,Apt#400, Durand avenue apartments, Racine,Wisconsin,53403. theft of phone numbers,etc. I thought Paris was supposed to get married to Cy Waits, anyways. VFW local 1391 should be notified. Racine,Wisconsin. anticipate break in this Saturday,etc. 635-7704. to be continued, Norman Dreamer. It is possible that Kratsch or "Heigel" as he calls himself, or Krotschky is involved in possible illegal activity. Kraut sky and his vets and a few others have a habit of breaking into my apartment while i am away. They have been stationed across the hallway for the last few months. Every time I go out, they break in. Over nine police calls have been recorded concerning their break ins. 34 police calls at the other place. Petty theft also have been recorded,etc. They have a habit of breaching people's norms where ever they go. Thus is the story of Kraut sky in Racine, Wisconsin. To be continued, Norman Dreamer. Kraut sky and the boys from VFW local 1391 in Racine,Wisconsin,etc. http://februaryincidents.blogspot.com/ there are other articles on this website. type in to google krotschky affair, xyz affair, midnight fantacy, norman dreamer. Friday, April 8,2011. Krotschky uses the name Norman Dreamer to lure Paris Hilton to Racine. Krotschky resides at 110 7th st. apt#210. Paris HIlton resides at 110 7th street apt#205. Norman Dreamer moves to new address 3019 Durand Avenue Apt#400. Racine,Wisconsin,53405. Krotschky and Candy Schilzen (Pariss Hilton) stalks norman dreamer to his new address. After many police calls concerning their break ins,etc. she continues her life style of never going out. After hours, she continues to stalk the doorway saying "Norman " to my door. Krotschk, Shannon, his daughter uses norman's name , which is not listed on the mail box to make up false reports. Locks were changed, management obliges to give them free keys. Krotschky continues to stalk norman dreamer in greater racine area using net work of vets over a phone line,etc. Norman decides to move out eventually. Krotschky decides to stalk him at his new address. After nine police calls here, no charges were pressed. to be continued, Norman Dreamer. If they stop stalking norman dreamer, it will all be forgotten. I know coke, the real thing, but this is ridiculous. what is violation of probation, I wander. Paris is off her probation as of october,2011. I really think that she should go back to the hotel. so that i can continue my life story. It's not because we are not aware of her past, it's just that we do not want to know about it. Norman Dreamer. they have over 30 police calls against krotschky at the other place already. they know the story at the police department. nice day guys. http://dreamerskornerr.blogspot.com/ Saturday, April 9,2011. Heigel or krotschky or kraetch is sponsoring a gang bang party. or "gang bang war" and "kudo war." This could a part of their illegal activity. He is using my name during the scenario to make up legal lies. and file false reports. He has been known to stalk me in the greater Racine area. Using a net work of vets. Threatening them with loss of VA. This began at Mc Mynn Towers years ago. I have moved out of there because of it. It is now happening at Durand Avenue Apartments. They followed me here. They have been there for about seven months. Numerous break ins have occurred along with petty theft of napkins and small amounts of cash. Nine police calls have resulted, with the police department telling them not to bother me. Phones numbers have been stolen, along with my mother's maiden name at the bank. I have since gotten an unlisted number but they continue to interject on out of state calls. Heigel has been known to call a girl in Canada, which showed up on my phone bill. They continue to stalk the doorway at night after hours,etc. They continue to hold "gang bang parties" with Paris Hilton or " Candy Schilzen" as she is known. Every one knows Candy,etc. Heigel has been staging a bang at my door, queing Paris what to say, etc. He has also been known to stage a bang party in my apartment including deviant behavior,etc. His daughter Shannon has been known to stalk the doorway at night using scam or stalking tapes while I was sleeping. She has been known to break in and steal napkins and small amounts of cash. she has been known to use my name to make up stories,etc. Heigel, Krotschky, or Kraetsch is a married man. Then they break into my apartment while i was away, using scam tapes provided by the VFW club 1391. This has been going on for about seven months now. Almost three years at the other place. Over thirty police calls and complaints at the Towers as a result of these events. This is interesting, how Paris uses the name "Norman" during the gang bang scenario. Then Heigel or Kraetsch makes up pseudo false reports claiming that it happened a certain way to cover up what they actually did. Writer suspects "payola" happens to cover up the actual incidents. Several "gang bang" scenarios a day, well into the closing hours,etc. Heigel claims she can't go out till she is to a point where she doesn't know what she's doing any more. Interesting. This usually ends at five oclock in the morning, when people start to wake up. VFW has been notified on numerous occasions. Kraetsch is using Paris Hilton as bait for a "bang" scenario, using it has a leverage to sue them for money, a technique known as "black mail" The writer suspects that there is a "contract to bang." Although not fully verified. to be continued, Norman Dreamer. google krotschky affair, xyz affair, midnight fantacy norman dreamer and you will find some articles written. Wednesday, May 15, 2012.      Ask for some pictures to be sent via fax, etc.      I found this number on my phone bill.     Vancouver 1-604-266-7777.     I suspect that a number of people broke into my     apartment and made this call.     Here is a story.     At 2052 Franklin st. 21st street,south side of Racine.     1. John Kraetsch. who may be armed and dangerous.     2. Shannon Kraetsch.     3. “Mabel” Kraetsch.     4. Paris Whitney Hilton.     5. Holly Branson, daughter of english billionaire Richard Branson.     6.     7. possible one unidentified vet, a young white male in early twenties.     these six people could possibly be dangerous eventually.     1. possibility of some of these people     breaking into the house,etc.     2. possible theft.     1.     Ask Paris Whitney Hilton for an interview,etc.     Ask Richard Branson for an interview,etc.     I think that his daughter Holly branson could be an interesting story.     Cy Waits and the Hiltons are at Lake shore towers in     Racine,Wisconsin,etc. Holly Branson just got married to Fred Andrews.     Hi, my name is Norman Dreamer.     There are a number of vets from VFW local 1391 in Racine,Wisconsin.     They are carrying on a daily routine of     1. gang banging war.     2. kudo war.     3. stalking thing.     They include John Kraetsch, 03 (three star general)us army from iraq war.     110 7th street apt #210 Racine,Wisconsin 53403.           Another 01 (one star general)us army from afghanistan war, identity unknown.     And a number of young vets from e1 to e7 being sent     by the VFW local 1391 to “gang bang” people.     the people being     1. paris whitney hilton, the daughter of the hilton hotel chain.     2. Holly Branson, richard branson’s daughter.     3. Brandy Adamson, someone who used to live at MC Myn Towers.     4.     also Richard Branson, among others.     These are billionaires from England.     They continue to carry this unethical practices.     They also stalk people on the phone with a map,etc.     After over thirty police calls with the Racine Police department     concerning these events     I decided that there must be another way.     There must be a way to stop these vets from doing these things.     Anyways, I just had to let you guys know that they are     not exactly setting an example for the rest of the vets in     Racine area.     they are currently at 2052 Franklin and 21st on south side     of Racine wisconsin,53403,in Racine, Wisconsin.     Thanks, and a good day.     Norman Dreamer.     google krotschky affair, xyz affair, midnight fantacy     norman dreamer and you will find some articles written.      Request pictures via fax,etc.

Jpoutiatine
Jpoutiatine

Iv been DJing for over 10years and I have to fight to get every gig. I have a issue with people who date/sleep with a someone on the larger scale, and gets their first gig at a full blown fest. Shame on her "Teacher" for not putter her in a smaller event/club like he and the rest of had to do when we started 

Jamonanderson 7
Jamonanderson 7

I say good for Paris, we all have to find our own notches in life. If she fails at it then ohhh well, at least she tried. Do you really think afrojack is going to let his girl get up infront of thousands and make a fool of her? Get serious! Your right in saying every frat boy with a laptop, there not djs, there glorified computer geeks. Dj's are real when records are stacked and used per set. Get right posers.

asdasd
asdasd

Electronic Music is commercial garbage for tweens? More news at 11

Shell242
Shell242

Thank god I listen to Electro-Bass.  I think there's no chance of seeing her are one of the dirty miami bass shows LOL.

I think she'd be run off stage of FSOB or Candyland :)

N/A
N/A

Electro house was already dying by 2009. Now it's in the same place that trance was a decade ago, a stale caricature of its former self left to lamestreamers in corporate-sponsored rave festivals and South Beach megaclubs who think huge non-prescription glasses and American Apparel are still cool.

Get it right
Get it right

"Electro is dead."

Did you mean to say EDM is dead?

Electro is one sub-genre of EDM, along with other sub-genres like house, techno, dubstep, drum n bass, etc.

The term "electro" is not an umbrella term for electronic dance music. Please get that right, because otherwise it sounds ignorant. 

Guest
Guest

Electro house is not electro.

John
John

House is not a sub genre to EDM as house is the father to all the sub genres. EDM is the new name they decided to label as the parent genre. I have grew up on house all my life one thing EDM is not is house

Get it right
Get it right

Whether or not house came first, "EDM" is an umbrella term for the full spectrum of electronic dance music sounds, of which house music is only one subgenre. 

You act like it's not OK to call a bicycle a "vehicle" since it was the first vehicle. Bicycles, trains, cars, and airplanes all fall under the umbrella term "vehicle" do they not? 

Calling it EDM is just a way of generalizing the full spectrum of sounds. Stop being such a baby.

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