Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend
Despite losing by only a single possession, Tuesday's game was incredibly embarrassing. Home losses suck.
But on the bright side, we don't live in Indianapolis. Imagine what their club party guide looks like. Seriously, how many weekends full of half-off beer pitchers at the bowling alley and "(Back Home Again in) Indiana" can you stomach?
Here are the top six club parties on South Beach, a real city's guide to nightlife.
Kontrol Presents Dubfire. Thursday, May 17, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. Visit mansionmiami.com. He was formerly one-half of Deep Dish. But Ali Shirazinia is best known by his stage name, Dubfire. And if Robin Williams were to play him in a film, the movie would be called Ms. Dubfire.
Digital Fridays Presents Sydney Blu. Friday, May 18, 11 p.m., Cameo, 1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. Visit cameomiami.com. We will fight anyone who says that electronic dance music is strictly a man's game.
Magic Circus Presents Otto Knows. Friday, May 18, 11 p.m., Amnesia, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. Visit amnesiamiami.com. A "Million Voices" will scream for Otto Knows when the Swede takes over the decks at Amnesia this weekend.