Ten Signs of the Dubpocalypse! From Bieber and Muse to Dubstep Cereal Commercials

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6. Korn Made a Dubstep Album and Jonathan Davis Thinks He's a DJ
KoRn are kings of teen angst nu-metal goodness. We guess, if anyone was going to reinvent themselves with wobble bass, it should be these guys. But still, we have to ask why? Why are you doing this? Obviously, to sell albums. And it worked. After Korn got together with all the big guys, including Skrillex, Excision, and 12th Planet, the album peaked at number one on the Billboard US Dance/Electronic Albums chart. You people actually enjoy the dubpocalypse.



5. Your Rusty Sink Drops as Hard as Skrillex
What does it mean when the sound of society's decay and rust is basically the same as the top songs in the country? It means you're all a bunch of degenerates on drugs, that's what.
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3 comments
j4x0r
j4x0r

Isn't it a bit hypocritical to say "dubstep ruined everyone's taste" when obviously you have ads on this site which promote said genre? I think that's bad business and you need a talking to by your manager.

nanana
nanana

yea this article is pretty depressing.....and that cereal commercial is pretty RIDDICK

Moi
Moi

Dubstep is awful because of the fans it attracts, real dubheads are still out there, and u can find em some months when the Get Low crew decide to bring a good dj/producer to their club 

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