Ten Signs of the Dubpocalypse! From Bieber and Muse to Dubstep Cereal Commercials

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4. They're Putting Dubstep in Commercials for Children's Cereal
Dubstep is so safe and friendly and choosey-mom approved, UK cereal company Weetabix is using it to hock morning breakfast flakes. Look at these dancing teddy bears. They can't get enough of that screeching. This girl is going to go on to beast her day with chocolate bass chunks.

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3. People Wear Their Dubstep and Use It to Pick Up Chicks
If you've been to a music festival lately, chances are you've seen some neon bro walk past you, chest out, sporting one of these babies. You may have also heard that dubstep cures cancer. At least that's what the obnoxious t-shirts tell us. Our children will all be stoked when they look back on our slutty college days as archived forever on Facebook and realize we had such great taste in music.


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3 comments
j4x0r
j4x0r

Isn't it a bit hypocritical to say "dubstep ruined everyone's taste" when obviously you have ads on this site which promote said genre? I think that's bad business and you need a talking to by your manager.

nanana
nanana

yea this article is pretty depressing.....and that cereal commercial is pretty RIDDICK

Moi
Moi

Dubstep is awful because of the fans it attracts, real dubheads are still out there, and u can find em some months when the Get Low crew decide to bring a good dj/producer to their club 

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