Miami Heat Championship 2012 Parade in Animated GIF! We Got the Weirdest Fans
Yesterday, the city's air traffic controllers and plastic surgeons called in sick to get their party on at the Miami Heat championship parade.
Braving the white hot heat for their White Hot Heat, they stood shoulder to shoulder (and occasionally, grinding ass to unsuspecting child looking for her mother) to celebrate our city's heroes in front of the very arena in which the Heat won the 2012 NBA title.
Join us as we relive some select moments from the parade in all their stuttery GIF glory.
Heat 2012: We Are Miami.
They came from all over to see the Heat parade past the American Airlines Arena, no matter what it took. In this Metrorail car alone, there are more people than those who rode the Metrorail all 364 other days of the year combined.
A guy had been selling bootleg shirts about ten feet from where this guy dropped his box and started yelling, "Five dollars! Five dollars!"
We asked the ten dollar guy why the other guy's shirts were half price. "Because they're pieces of shit, man."
So here's a guy dropping a box of shit on the sidewalk and selling the pieces for five bucks per. Always hustling, Miami.