Miami Heat Championship 2012 Parade in Animated GIF! We Got the Weirdest Fans

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See also "The Best Photos From the Miami Heat Victory Parade" -- plus the full 80-photo Miami Heat Championship Parade 2012 slideshow.

Yesterday, the city's air traffic controllers and plastic surgeons called in sick to get their party on at the Miami Heat championship parade.

Braving the white hot heat for their White Hot Heat, they stood shoulder to shoulder (and occasionally, grinding ass to unsuspecting child looking for her mother) to celebrate our city's heroes in front of the very arena in which the Heat won the 2012 NBA title.

Join us as we relive some select moments from the parade in all their stuttery GIF glory.

Heat 2012: We Are Miami.

They came from all over to see the Heat parade past the American Airlines Arena, no matter what it took. In this Metrorail car alone, there are more people than those who rode the Metrorail all 364 other days of the year combined.

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A guy had been selling bootleg shirts about ten feet from where this guy dropped his box and started yelling, "Five dollars! Five dollars!"

We asked the ten dollar guy why the other guy's shirts were half price. "Because they're pieces of shit, man."

So here's a guy dropping a box of shit on the sidewalk and selling the pieces for five bucks per. Always hustling, Miami.

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American Airlines Arena

601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, FL

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Idiotballbouncers
Idiotballbouncers

Who gives a shit about the heat it's a stupid game watching idiots with a ball, then we give them a parade like if they went to the moon. Jagg off's.

Crossfade_SFL
Crossfade_SFL

12 year olds on tumblr make way better gifs, and gifs with substance. Perfect a skill before showing it off. 

Crscreative
Crscreative

Looks like someone else tried to do the gifs this time eh?

Ms. Brightside
Ms. Brightside

um, could you not get better pictures? This article came off half assed, I did find it funny. Wish the pictures were better planned. Come on Newtimes, dont you have atleast good smart phones to use as a camera?

kidris90
kidris90

Let me guess, you've never been celebrated for anything so you think it's bad for anyone to be celebrated for an accomplishment. Idiot. The team brings together the community and raises millions for the local economy. Stop trolling.

kidris90
kidris90

Let me guess, you've never been celebrated for anything so you think it's bad for anyone to be celebrated for an accomplishment. Idiot. The team brings together the community and raises millions for the local economy. Stop trolling.

kidris90
kidris90

You obviously need mental help. It's a sport that generates millions and brings the community together. Grow up.

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