Pitbull, Lil Wayne, and Other "Miami" Rappers Who Don't Give a Shit About the Heat Win
Speaking of bitches, this guy's all over the radio talking shit to Uncle Luke and bragging about his condo on Biscayne. Yet he doesn't have anything to say about the Heat win? Get your head out of Ri-Ri's ass, bro! There's a party going on!
This big motherfucker is so Miami, it's not even a question. But where was he last night? In Jamaica, getting high as fuck, tweeting pictures of weed. I hope you had cable down there, Rozay. This is a milestone. But chances are, you're too faded to even move for the next three days. See you next week, homie.
He used to be Mr. 305, but now he's Mr. Worldwide, and apparently he means it. Has Pitbull really sold out his hometown in favor of far-off and exotic lands? Last night, when he should have been basking in the glory of an NBA championship, he was shivering in Switzerland. If you're going to be like that, bro, we're gonna have to boycott Dr. Pepper and Bud Light at all future Heat games.
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